Pluto has been assigned the task of Cleaning Up All The Crap From The Annoying Earthlings. Absorb and grow, dear friend.
Help the universe de-clutter useless junk like astrocats, fishbones, asteroid belts, dwarf planets, weird stuff like the ISS and gargantuan space telescopes.
‘What does it say on the side?’
‘DID YOU SAY… RUBBLE?’
‘Get rid of it!’
This is the kind of sophisticated dialogue you might expect from a depressed planetoid.
…this is our orbital test
(please click the flash file for an actual MOVING GRAPHICS screen!) (need to turn those glows down, whoops)
Tune in next time for the T.R.U.M.P.-3000 astrobots… otherwise known as Earth’s Greatest Offence!
‘There is so much punctuation in this name! I cannot… I just cannot handle…’ -the Pluto formerly known as a planet
The longer TRUMPbots are in space, the more rubbish they spit out. Unlike standard space junk, Pluto derives no energy boost/mass-gain from coming into contact with this nonsense, and must avoid it instead.