You are Pluto and you’ve been absolutely miserable ever since you got demoted to a mere planetoid. O humiliation!
The entire solar system (accursed Earthlings!) is laughing at you, or so you feel–nay, know, in your sad planetoidary mind.
There is only one recourse. You, poor little dwarf planet, must slingshot yourself out of orbit and out into deep space, absorbing the mass of space junk and eventually other planets to become the size of the very sun.
The solar system mocks you.
Take it. It’s yours.
More details forthcoming as we figure out what we can or can’t do in the timeframe.
Coders can code entire galaxies in the blink of an eye. Right?