## LD36 wallpaper

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Monday, August 22nd, 2016 12:41 pm

For anyone using a 329×277 monitor, I made you a wallpaper! You can use it for a little while but remember to credit me!! (If you can’t see the image then someone must have stolen it…)

In the above wallpaper, you see a glimpse of the number line. A number line is a complicated mathematical concept meaning a line of numbers. The wallpaper only features a short bit though, because people have come up with quite many other numbers too (for example, 1, 7264, 25, -1, and goooooooooooogle).

36 is one of the tourist attractions on our sight-seeing trip through the number line. It’s both a square number, a triangular number, and a circular number at the same time. If you have a room consisting of exactly one of them, the sum of the room’s elements is 36 – although no formal proof of this has ever been written.

But if you have two of them chilling out in the same room, their sum is 72, the amount of hours in the LD jam. Coincidentally, 72 divided by two is 36, which has piqued the interest of the international community of angry bloggers seeing a conspiracy everywhere.

Now, if these two 36s couldn’t find a way out of the room, one could insert the other into a phone number to make an international direct-dialphone call to Hungary with the code +36. They could then call Englkyklös “Glxblt” Vasarnàpzsczitzocwek (no relation to the popular car salesman) to ask him about his opinion on the Māori legend about the creation of mankind where 36 gods assembled the various parts of the first human.

Good old Englkyklös would answer in his usual wisdom, paraphrasing a carefully selected contemplative Zen koan: “Would you fucking stop it with these prank calls already? This is the 36th time.”

Meanwhile somewhere else, but still on Earth, a scientist (age 36) returns to his laboratory, deep in the basement of a lucratively funded research complex. He meets with an army major with 36 medals, and they both turn their keys in two 36 secure locks at the same time, opening massive blast doors. The scientist then carries on, putting on equipment he got for free from the Australian basketball team, The Adelaide 36ers.

It’s not protective equipment or anything, he’s just a fan of the team.

The scientist then carries a piece of krypton from the hazardous materials storage using a 36-inch pipe wrench (known colloquially in the American oilfield business as “a 36” – and in Europe as “a 91.44”).

He carefully places the piece on a desk, rips off the warning labels about krypton exposure from the 36 kilograms of explosives someone’s left lying around again, takes out an electron microscope, and zooms in as close as he can get.

Okay, this is weird– Whoops, the microscope was nowhere close to the piece. Hehe, I guess accidents happen even to professionals! The scientist reminisces about the time he lucked out a perfect score of 36 on the ACT tests by just answering questions randomly, and concludes total chaos is the foundation of good science.

After watching 36 videos from the weird part of Youtube to procrastinate, he then adjusts the position of the microscope 36 times before getting it right.

Finally, the results are conclusive: the atomic number of krypton is still 36 today.

But after all this, where does the concept of Love come in? What’s so special about Niels Bohr anyway? And who the hell ordered 36 extra large pizzas to my address? I’m not gonna pay for these, that’s for sure.

Find out, or don’t, AND MORE, as Jwatt does Ludum Dare 36.

## Bermuda – entry for LD #28 “You Only Get One”

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Monday, December 16th, 2013 12:27 pm

PLAY IT!

Greetings gamers, this is Andy Etter typing.

I’ve just submitted our entry for this month’s compo. Personally, this is my first game jam. I was roped into Ludum Dare by our programmer, Dan Hayes. We were counting on the theme being ‘Corruption’, as we had a few nifty ideas for such a game, but the will of the voters fancied something a bit more defined. We had some nice ideas for ‘You only get one’ as well, including a tower-defence sidescroller where you only have a single throwing javelin to defend yourself against monsters, but we were all in favor of an action puzzler, where several people had jumped out of a plane and only had one parachute between them.

After a bit of development, we eventually decided on more of a time-travel thriller, where one of the passengers onboard the plane is a time-assassin (of course!) and you have to give a duff parachute to the culprit. You were originally going to do this by cross-examining the passengers, looking at their passport details and trying to wade through their screams and cries for mercy as they plummet towards the unforgiving ground. This would create a sort of Papers Please style gameplay, where the only time limit is how long it takes for the passengers to fall to their deaths.

The victory conditions were to be that, if the player guessed the assassin correctly, they would be rewarded with a cutscene of the future killer being erased from time, and the plane sailing off into the Bermuda sunset, blissfully unaware that they would have had to plea for their lives in an alternate reality.

There’s a lot more we would have liked to add to this game, including some more animations to the characters, a more obvious ground-rush-up effect and more actual gameplay in terms of the cross-examinations and character development. But that’s the nature of Ludum Dare I guess! 😉

All in all, I had a lot of fun doing the art for this game and I will definitely be entering the next compo. I learned a lot and I hope you enjoy our game!

Have fun!

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## It’s done!

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Sunday, December 15th, 2013 12:56 am

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