Ludum Dare 37 — December 9th-11th, 2016 — Theme: One Room

Well, Mike ran in to problems getting working properly with about 12 hours left in the Compo, so this is the backup plan.

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Thug Life Simulator 2016

by nax - Jam Entry

A look into the mysterious life of the exotic thug in his natural habitat: some shady room deep in the bowels of some undisclosed location. This simulation will surely convince you that the thug life is no joke. You will experience what it is truly like to live the thug life.

Currently no way to win, but at least there's no way to lose either! Click full screen on the web version for best results.

Special thanks to Stein and Henry for all of their awesomeness and sweg.

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mr. a says ...
Dec 13, 2016 @ 5:59am

I'm not sure what to do here.
I see WASD/arrows move, but other than that I'm at a loss. Tried getting near things and pressing other buttons, but no response. Bumped into some tables, stood behind a watering can, wandered off the screen. Opted to not leave a rating, as I'm not sure I've seen all this has to offer.

fafastudio says ...
Dec 13, 2016 @ 6:02am

I picked up things ! :D

Dec 13, 2016 @ 6:10am

Was not really sure what to do, the watering can didn't seem to work and no way to drop items after picking them up. If there is more to this that I have not discovered I would be happy to explore it further.

Tauka says ...
Dec 13, 2016 @ 6:10am

I've seed the weed, and then tried to pour it, but I guess those things didn't have water in it :D Some advices: add some feedback to actions, it's hard to understand whether you did something or not, and make game more dynamic and some time limits or something

shillingburg says ...
Dec 13, 2016 @ 6:10am

i tried to grow a weed but got lost offscreen : (

CandyCreep says ...
Dec 13, 2016 @ 6:11am

Cute and funny game. Good job!
You have to work on your collision boxes though.

nax says ...
Dec 13, 2016 @ 6:12am

Ah, it appears that the sink does not show up in the web version even on full screen. It's right above the conveyer belt to the left. Thanks for the feedback, apparently I made a few whoopsies in setting up the web version.

d3uced says ...
Dec 13, 2016 @ 6:16am

Interesting game, must say I felt a bit robbed when the bag sold and it wasn't worth $420. Thanks for sharing.

MrEvilGuy says ...
Dec 13, 2016 @ 6:16am

The things grew into plants but after that I was at a loss. Plus I couldn't get more than 2 things watered. Harvest moon in a prison would be an interesting setting though.

nax says ...
Dec 13, 2016 @ 6:16am

Okay, sorry guys :D

It seems that if you want to actually see the sink, which is required to make plants grow, you have to do both the website full screen, and then the unity full screen. Not sure if fixing such things after the challenge is acceptable, so I'll leave it as it is and accept the outcome. :P

nax says ...
Dec 13, 2016 @ 6:17am

@d3uced what do you think "Silly Hay" is some illicit narcotic or something?

Alexbrainbox says ...
Dec 17, 2016 @ 10:58am

Found the art very pretty, but wasnt sure what todo, I was walking around picking things up :c

xclementx says ...
Dec 28, 2016 @ 11:00am

Beautiful game, well done !

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