Ludum Dare 36 — August 26th-29th, 2016 — Theme: Ancient Technology

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Russian Roads Technology

by shar - Competition Entry

Second entry. 12 hours. Trash.

A while ago i saw this caricature ( This is basically a joke how roads are being repared in Russia. Amusingly, but at some point it is true. Jokes about bad roads were here forever.

So, what is about "ancient technology"?

Well, I kinda thought that I could match "ancient technology" and "bad technology" together. Of course they are not equal, but still can be understood in that way. Not the best choice, imo.

You are playing as a brigade.
Your goal is to "fix" the road in a facetious way: fit all the potholes with cow's excrement.
Every pothole fixed you earn 1 score.
You must avoid the obstacles on the road.

To move the brigade between lanes: press up and downwn arrow keys.
To fix a pothole: press SPACE.
R for restarting level qucikly.

Unity WebPlayer:
Download for Windows:

Watch the timelapse of process of creating:
Live stream VOD:


Downloads and Links


blackcode says ...
Aug 27, 2016 @ 7:37pm

I had way more fun than I'd like to admit.
Also, the music is as catchy as horrible it is.
Definitely worth playing! :D

Aug 27, 2016 @ 7:56pm

You know there's no point in web if I have to download it right?

iamevn says ...
Aug 28, 2016 @ 12:36am

I like the style, aside from a little frustration figuring out how close I can maneuver to things without taking a hit it's fun

danilafe says ...
Aug 28, 2016 @ 8:05am

In case you didn't realize, drive doesn't serve the HTML page.
Downloaded it, ran. Had fun.

Terrabalt says ...
Aug 28, 2016 @ 3:07pm

Firstly, if you want to use Unity's Webpage, you could use; You just need to register, upload your .unity3d fi;e, and boom.

Secondly, is it just me or is the music is *really* low? like, i have my computer at maximum volume, and i can only barely hear it

the game itself is pretty fun, though the timing could be loosened up a bit.

sherbul says ...
Aug 28, 2016 @ 7:08pm


Wad says ...
Aug 29, 2016 @ 4:18pm

Funny :)

Geckoo1337 says ...
Aug 29, 2016 @ 10:02pm

Если ты - гражданин Российской Федерации - тебя поздравляю за то, что ты сделал, проницательность и юмор. Если ты хочешь насмехаться над нами - чёрт тебе побери :)

Funny, but it could be improved - mechanics and aesthetic. Friends around the world, don't believe him. In Russia we have many efficient roads - beneath snow and mud :)

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