Ludum Dare 36 — August 26th-29th, 2016 — Theme: Ancient Technology

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4000 B.C.

by tcarter - Jam Entry

In the not-too-distant future, nuclear apocalypse has reduced mankind to hoards of roving savages.

It's up to JESUS CHRIST to venture through the ages and recover mankind's ancient technologies. And also fight aliens.

Mounting his trusty dragon - the Holy Spirit - he seeks out the most influential figures in history!

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Aug 30, 2016 @ 1:40am

I have the following error (Windows):
There should be '4000BC_Data' folder next to the executable.
Could you please update the submission?

tcarter says ...
Aug 30, 2016 @ 9:51pm

On Windows, be sure to download the .exe and the 4000BC_Data folder into the same directory on your computer (e.g. your desktop)

Sep 1, 2016 @ 9:35pm

@tcarter It works now. I wasn't logged into gmail - that's was the problem.

Well, this game deserves more love! All the ironic texts and voice recording - just amazing.

Game itself is a pretty simple scroller with some various weapons; and I'm thinking now would be better to make a quest or rpg-parody here?

What ideas did you guys try in term of a gameplay? I'm curious.

Eggplant says ...
Sep 4, 2016 @ 9:00pm

This is hilarious! The dialog was great. I loved your take on the theme. It controlled well and the art/animations were well done. Good job!

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