Ludum Dare 34 — December 11th-14th, 2015 — Theme Tied: Two Button Controls, Growing

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by Teren - Compo Entry

You're a barber doing barbery things when a hipster runs into your shop and asks for an urgent trim.

Use the A and D keys to trim the hipster's beard. Rest to regenerate the powerup for extra speed.

Don't let the hipster turn into a hobo ;)

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BROWNY_09 says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 12:53am

This is neat. A funny little game with some music. Good work!

DustyStylus says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 11:30am

Very good indeed! :D Having spent a lot of time in a hipster-heavy district, I endorse this hipster trim simulator. (alternatively, jealous because my beard is rubbish)

fakefrogsonly says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 12:04pm

Liked this quite a bit, reminds me of Wario Ware!

rosden shadow says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 12:06pm

a nice quirky game. good work.

Zeezgames says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 12:10pm

nice little game here :) you needed a extra pixel on the left side at bottom and i spent most my time trying to make both reach line at same time so there would be two big nipples ( try it and see what i mean ;)

such a simple mechanic and great fun to play :D

2pae says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 1:14pm

Great graphics, i love this animations, good job!

esayitch says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 1:23pm

I saved a dude's beard! FeelsGood

Cool little game, really liked the music. Good luck!

Dec 14, 2015 @ 2:53pm

Beard boobs! Love that you can crit a beard trim cut.

danbolt says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 3:02pm

Haha, I lost and made half of his face a hobo. Fun to play!

I'd love to see a string of little jam games where you're the starring hipster's pizza guy, barista, tattoo artist, etc.

johntherobot says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 10:01pm

A nice beard-cutting simulator! Good use of both buttons. The UI could be a little clearer, but other than that, nice effort!

YinYin says ...
Dec 15, 2015 @ 12:15am

That hipster hobo line is quite low ...

epicTCK says ...
Dec 15, 2015 @ 4:16pm

Simple and neat.. (:

tantumgames says ...
Dec 16, 2015 @ 3:37pm

I m not HOBO. Very fun. I like it.

Weeping Rupee says ...
Dec 17, 2015 @ 8:14am

HA! This is the first game that has felt appropriate to use the "Humor" category with. I legitimately laughed (both at the face the guy makes as he becomes hobo and at the title-- before I even knew it was cleverly describing the mechanics)

Charming. very charming.

cudabear says ...
Dec 18, 2015 @ 5:27pm

A decent entry, but not very fun. There's not much strategy to it but mashing the side that's longest, and the CRIT mechanic leaves a lot of your success chance up to RNG. Some progression would be nice, maybe upgrades you could buy or something.

ninjascript says ...
Dec 18, 2015 @ 5:30pm

I never thought I'd have an opportunity to roll a crit on a dude's beard. Thank you!

denycetm says ...
Dec 18, 2015 @ 6:11pm

The music feels weirdly christmasy. Love that you can get criticals
would be nice to get more points if both sides are equal.

Tuism says ...
Dec 18, 2015 @ 6:24pm

Initially didn't really understand the whole meter thing. It wasn't clear that it was growing. I think more increments instead of 4 discreet steps would have made it easier to understand.

Then when I understood it the game was just way too easy. Wait till the bar fills, bash, when cool down comes up, stop. Repeat.

Would have done with a bit more nuance :)

bwatanabe says ...
Dec 23, 2015 @ 10:50pm

Nice! I was surprised I actually had to use strategy to beat the game...

Nooner Bear says ...
Dec 30, 2015 @ 7:25pm

Playing the web version I was unable to start the game regardless of how many times I hit A or D or the combination of both, even if the game window had focus.

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