Ludum Dare 34 — December 11th-14th, 2015 — Theme Tied: Two Button Controls, Growing

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Don't Eat the Arse Tomatoes

by pixelguff - Compo Entry

I was making a really good game about trying to stop a demon being summoned by choosing which passages to read from an unholy book, with two button controls for the choices. Also, the growing theme fit! But, alas, I bit off more than I could chew in 48 hours and ran out of time. I'm going to continue working on that, so I'm glad I started on it.

At 11pm UK time tonight. I knew I wasn't going to finish it, so I shelved it and decided to bang this stupid crap out in the last three hours.

Yes, I made this stupid bollocks in 3 hours. It's really terrible, but god damn it I'm submitting something this time, even if it kills me and/or makes me look like a complete toolbag.

I'm so sorry. Please just pretend I finished the good game.

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hexagore says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 3:34am

I congratulate you most heartily on your accomplishment

ecj says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 3:46am

I gotta say, the premise gave me a good laugh. It's a fun little game, albeit pertaining to ass.

One thing that could be improved upon would be to have the grass scroll to the same speed as the other entities. Seeing the grass move faster than the ass tomatoes feels out of place.

My rating: 4 cheeks out of 5.

Dec 15, 2015 @ 3:41pm

Congrats on getting a game done and out in such a small time frame!

ohmmus says ...
Dec 17, 2015 @ 3:26pm

Hey man, 3 could've been so much worse!

pixelguff says ...
Dec 18, 2015 @ 6:39pm

Haha, thanks for your undeserved kind words. :D

EwChap says ...
Dec 20, 2015 @ 3:42pm

well now I can no longer say I have not eaten an arse tomato

Hot Box Games says ...
Dec 20, 2015 @ 4:08pm

I managed to not eat 196 arse tomatoes
I had fun!

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