Ludum Dare 34 — December 11th-14th, 2015 — Theme Tied: Two Button Controls, Growing

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Big Dick Super Marathon

by eskivor - Compo Entry

Do you want to know who has the biggest one ? Big Dick Super Marathon is a game where you can finally know the answer, by playing in a literally virtual dick contest with your friends.

Each player has 30 seconds to mastubate (to tap alternatively on) his TWO BUTTONS to GROW his dick. The winner is the player with the biggest dick.
You can play from 2 to 4 players.

Controls :
Gamepad :
For all players : Left Stick - Left & Right

Keyboard :
Player 01 : A & D
Player 02 : Left Arrow & Right Arrow
Player 03 : K & M
Player 04 : Numpad 4 & Numpad 6

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aarkipel says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 11:25am

Had to rename the data folder to get it to work.

rogual says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 5:45pm


eskivor says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 8:26pm

@aarkipel, thanks you for letting me know, this mistake, now it's fixed. :)

Abominas says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 9:16pm

Juvenile. It's innovative however.

refreshgames says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 9:25pm

Haha! Really? Okay then, here we go!

I was disappointed by the lack of jizz and "jizzics" (jizz physics) for the winning Dick, and the GUI, should scale with the players screen res ideally.

Congrats on making a game in 48 hours, in-keeping with BOTH themes, that's pretty cool! Keep at it. But, no love for CPU Dicks? Hopefully in Version 1.02 ;)

Dooskington says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 11:42pm

This may be the raunchiest LD game ever made. Props.

fishbrain says ...
Dec 17, 2015 @ 4:16am

It's good that someone had the balls to make this :)

Valandre says ...
Dec 17, 2015 @ 4:06pm

Damn, what's so fun ^o^

Manu & Wan says ...
Dec 18, 2015 @ 10:47am

3 meters and 10.25 centimeters on my first attempt.

That is all.

jlouisB says ...
Dec 18, 2015 @ 8:13pm

Regressive. & Funny. Thx !

Hot Box Games says ...
Dec 18, 2015 @ 11:53pm

Nice to play a multiplayer game for a change.

acotis says ...
Jan 2, 2016 @ 8:12pm

Can't play this as I'm on linux, but you need to mark this as inappropriate for children, or as "possibly offensive material".

Geckoo1337 says ...
Jan 2, 2016 @ 10:10pm

Hum? I think that you could find a better theme...

eskivor says ...
Jan 3, 2016 @ 12:27am

@ acotis, I marked this game as "not suitable for kids" but apparently, it was not suffisant

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