Ludum Dare 34 — December 11th-14th, 2015 — Theme Tied: Two Button Controls, Growing

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No One Can Hear You Honk in Space

by ShellfishGames - Compo Entry

So ummm Shorty, here's the thing. I think it's time for you to, err, grow up, so I, uhh, took this spaceship that I found and uh well it's yours.
The control panel only had two buttons and I chose the only sensible way to fuse them. It did sound good in my head you know, now I'm not so sure, but I've got more important things to do so here's the deal.
First button, F, is upward thrust.
Second button, H, is honking.
Now the problem about honking is that nobody can hear you honk in space. Which means it's useless.
Flying upwards however is useful as, for some reason, your ship is affected by some kind of gravity.
Now go, fly somewhere!

Edit: Uploaded a 32bit version, since the first one only works on 64bit systems. Sorry about that to anyone who wasn't able to play!
I'll also try to upload a youtube version soon for those without Windows or the time to download and play all these games.

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sharpfrog4 says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 9:17pm

You forgot to throw in everybody's favorite: Mr. Crappydunghole

Max Amaden says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 9:48pm

Brilliant game! I love the dialogue between the two characters and the Rick and Morty references are hilarious. The gameplay mechanics are really fun with the way it ties into the storyline. Keep up the good work - I look forward to your next submission!

gillenew says ...
Dec 15, 2015 @ 3:04pm

I quite liked the game overall, the funny dialogue motivated enough and the story certainly helped to continue to learn more about what would come next portal :D

jachepe says ...
Dec 15, 2015 @ 7:20pm

A very very fun game!!!

Mantlair says ...
Dec 20, 2015 @ 11:56am

I have an 32 bit pc so game didnt work. As a Dick and Shorty fan I switched to another family pc and this time pc crashed short(l)y after I started with gameplay part but yeah I think I can vote now. You got a solid 5 on humor m8! Well done!

brainstorm says ...
Dec 20, 2015 @ 11:59am

I can see a great work with humor and graphics here. Sadly, the gameplay is sometimes a bit frustrating because of permadeath. Keep up the good work!


Mantlair says ...
Dec 21, 2015 @ 10:12am

Ok thanks for 32 bit build. I did finish the game and yeah. I just love breaking the 4th wall way too much. Well done. Also, that attacks were intense.

Wevel says ...
Dec 21, 2015 @ 11:14am

Love the ending, very funny, would be nice for an endless mode as well as the story

banana4life says ...
Dec 22, 2015 @ 1:13am

I LOVED the humor! Going full meta is simply brilliant... Gotta admit that I only watched the video but that was excellent already - very entertaining from start to finish. Keep it up!

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