Ludum Dare 34 — December 11th-14th, 2015 — Theme Tied: Two Button Controls, Growing

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Unexpected Growth

by Crowbeak - Compo Entry

Between being out of town and mentoring a friend through his first Ludum Dare, I only had time to throw something silly together.

This has no pictures, only words (made in Twine), but it's kinda crass. There's nothing actually sexy in there, but I marked it NSFW anyway.

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amras0000 says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 12:51am

Here's a log of an issue that showed up:

You startled her.(if:)'s 1st value is the number 0, but should be a boolean.► She jumps, turns, and asks how she can help you.There's nothing before this to do (else:) with.►.. TWICE. She jumps, turns, and her eyes grow wide as her gaze falls to your now porn-legend-sized penis.

otherwise, there's a much larger array of options than I'd expect to see, but you sort of paid for that with the choices not really being consequential (I'm not wearing underpants > I'm not wearing Pants > game says "and yet you wear underpants?")

demogorgon says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 12:53am

I'm still not sure what I just played but it was glorious.

Crowbeak says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 7:18am

amras0000: Thank you! Some friends noticed that, but I was showing them at a conference via my phone and didn't have FTP access to fix it. xD It should be good now!

GAFBlizzard says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 11:17am

That was pretty unexpected in multiple ways. I never got a good end. :(

hissssssssss says ...
Dec 14, 2015 @ 2:58pm

"I...what?" sums it up perfectly, on the very first screen.

Some cringeworthy description in here, but I suppose that's the point! This would be a very inconvenient problem in real life...

NidzaKornjaca says ...
Dec 15, 2015 @ 3:08am

Ah crap, I got stuck in someones magical realm again. Well this was weird.

fullmontis says ...
Dec 15, 2015 @ 5:03pm

Well, it is pretty hard to write a comment about this game. Let's say that it is quite unexpected.

TomenLuca says ...
Dec 15, 2015 @ 8:52pm

This was certainly an experience. A very bold and creative use of the theme Growing. I liked it a lot for all its sillyness.

davisan says ...
Dec 16, 2015 @ 4:34am

Lol, it was pretty funny!! :D

CMG says ...
Dec 16, 2015 @ 11:34pm

Kind of an off-kilter comedy-horror story. Well, it's structured like horror but told as straightforward comedy. And I guess it is body horror no matter how you slice it. Your body doing something beyond your control. Something other people don't want to take seriously. I appreciate strange games like this!

marod says ...
Dec 17, 2015 @ 1:30pm

This was... unexpected but I lost my shit when I clicked in the pennis inch.

Dec 17, 2015 @ 1:40pm

This game is perfect. A real joke-game :-)

candlesan says ...
Dec 18, 2015 @ 9:40am

Cute Star Wars tie in, nice timing :)

SayRafon says ...
Dec 18, 2015 @ 1:32pm

well, okay ^^'

Dianouille says ...
Dec 18, 2015 @ 2:08pm

II think using penis it's a easy way too make it fun. But, hey, it's still fun, so I think that is not so bad. Good job ! May the Force be with you !

felilix says ...
Dec 20, 2015 @ 10:36am

Haha just when you thought you'd played everything, playing as a man with a growing penis game shows up. Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!

Crowbeak says ...
Dec 21, 2015 @ 8:06am

Hey! I was very careful not to specify the player's gender!

Muel says ...
Dec 25, 2015 @ 6:41am

I found a way to beat your game.
If my penis is growing cause I'm a Jedi, then I just became a Sith!

Good thing, my penis shrunk.
Bad thing, I'm an eunuch now.

Doesn't matter, had Force.

Crowbeak says ...
Dec 26, 2015 @ 1:02am

That's what I call thinking outside the boxers!

Dec 27, 2015 @ 5:31pm

Very silly, but I understand that it's due to the circumstances.

Well... I like Jedi, and the ending is pretty effective. Not very memorable, for better or for worse.

Tapehead says ...
Jan 1, 2016 @ 12:41pm

LOL!!! this is a very nice entry!

Jan 4, 2016 @ 5:30pm

That entry was longer than I thought it was :)

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