Ludum Dare 34 — December 11th-14th, 2015 — Theme Tied: Two Button Controls, Growing

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RPG Simulator 2015

by yajiv - Jam Entry

A visual commentary distilling the essence of the modern RPG.

Features: Complex controls (Left and Right Arrows), challenge, and witty dialogue of all modern RPGs

Alternate controls: Z/X, 1/2

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Dasky says ...
Dec 15, 2015 @ 2:10am

Wasn't working for me :(

MestreRothWP says ...
Dec 15, 2015 @ 2:15am

Didn't work to me as well. Said love.dll is missing.

Which program did you use? Try exporting/uploading again.

yajiv says ...
Dec 15, 2015 @ 2:52am

Whoops, fixed.

serge_rgb says ...
Dec 15, 2015 @ 4:07am

Wasted 1min45s of my life :D
Hilarious game which, like promised, is actually a commentary on modern RPGS

AuthorX says ...
Dec 15, 2015 @ 4:08am

Was able to get it to run. Simple but silly.

fluidvolt says ...
Dec 15, 2015 @ 9:43am

Haha! This was pretty funny, if a little cynical. I got what I deserved. Laughed out loud at the level-up screen. I was actually somewhat considering my options of what to assign points to... and then I see the levels skyrocketing in ridiculous amounts! And I love that little level-up jig. All the music, actually.

AsixJin says ...
Dec 16, 2015 @ 5:49am

This was fun! I got under 50 seconds and I love what happens when you let all the guys gather around you and you kill them all at once.

rzuf says ...
Dec 17, 2015 @ 12:48pm

Huh, killing these little guys was actually suprisingly fun. :D I loved the voice acting and the rpg-style lorem ipsum.

lucentbeam says ...
Dec 20, 2015 @ 12:04am

I played it three times...

Hybrog says ...
Dec 21, 2015 @ 6:30pm

Ha, funny indeed. The dialogue nearly brought me to tears out of raw emotion alone. ;)

Yvanor says ...
Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:52pm

Wow, really fun game. There were the better 50seconds of my whole life. Good game ^^

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