Ludum Dare 33 — August 21st-24th, 2015 — Theme: You are the Monster

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Westboro Binge

by TeamPretty - Jam Entry

There are lush twinks and hunky bears trying to get to the local gay bar. This will not do! As a good righteous people you must destroy and convert them before too many get in!

Use A/D or Left/Right to move, shoot crosses with Down/Space/S.

Requires newest .NET Framework.

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Pickens Inc. says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 3:31pm

With a better theme (I realize it's a parody, haha) this could be quite fun. However, I found no real efficient way to handle large swathes of enemies, so I resorted to just spamming crosses on the final ladder till I lost.

As a side note, you probably have very few votes maybe due to low coolness level (that is, the amount of games you yourself have rated is very low) as the higher the coolness the better the visibility of your game.

rudra says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 3:36pm

Pretty Fun game :) Loved the dynamics of the game :)

superpatch says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 3:52pm

Nice suonds and humor. Maybe a bit ripetitive, still fun for a quick game though.

Reccy says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 4:40pm

Fun little game, quite funny :P

TeamPretty says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 5:00pm

Thanks for the comments! We're considering making this an actual game with a lot more levels and content, and different themes.

MicroMacro says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 5:41pm

Took me a minute to get the jokes, but I got it. The game becomes too difficult to complete too fast, but for an LD it's not bad.

randoman says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 9:25pm

Fun game. It would be better if enemie's speed increased over time, they start so fast! Nice to see a Monogame entry!

Mach60KAS says ...
Sep 7, 2015 @ 3:18pm

Pretty funny take on a real world issue. There's not much to talk about, but since you made the game in 8 hours I'm actually pretty impressed with this. Good work, keep it up!

Sep 14, 2015 @ 9:39am

An accurate representation of the plight of same-sex oriented persons in finding acceptance in wider society.

Oct 8, 2015 @ 7:18pm

Funny concept! I included it in my Ludum Dare 33 Compilation video series, if you would like to take a look :)

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