Ludum Dare 33 — August 21st-24th, 2015 — Theme: You are the Monster

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Stoned Golem

by ArchonMode - Jam Entry

You are a special type of golem - you are made of Uranium! That means you will explode soon, but it should not prevent you from having fun.

Arrow keys to move.
Space to launch a haymaker.

Try to take as much as you can when you explode!

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Askbackwards says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 8:29pm

Fun game, not much drive to it, but cool entry!

Aske says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 9:19pm

Heh, I liked the sounds :D

justinooncx says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 4:00am

It's actually pretty fun to punch buildings and see them fly intact like a styrofoam prop!

CheesyRamen says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 7:30am

For some reason, the comical music adds to fun of destroying people's homes =)

P.S. For your web build, link to the .html file instead of the .unity3d file so that people can play it in their browsers correctly.

Aug 28, 2015 @ 8:28am

Your idea is definitely unusual! It's funny and quite fun pushing the houses around to create maximum devastation.

NuDawg says ...
Aug 28, 2015 @ 4:29pm

That was fun and funny. Love the sounds.

nomand says ...
Aug 30, 2015 @ 4:40pm

This is such a weird mix of things, everything in this game feels out of place, and that's what makes it seem.. coherent? I don't know, but the texturing is bad, especially the grass, the golem is plain grey, the people are 2D and buildings bounce around and the music is like what? I think all this together makes a wtf kind of experience so I like it :D

crucknuk says ...
Aug 30, 2015 @ 4:42pm

Is this Golem simulator? :P
I loved how everybody is crying when i pass overthem haha.

Also i don't know if space actually worked, nothing really happened when I pushed it

kidando says ...
Sep 7, 2015 @ 2:22pm

hahaha. intersting choice of music. The screaming was "just the right amount". Great job you monster :)

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