Ludum Dare 33 — August 21st-24th, 2015 — Theme: You are the Monster

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Have A Cow

by BulletsArePeopleToo - Jam Entry

Have a cow.

Movement: WASD
Eat: Left-click
Aim + Shoot: Hold right click + use left click

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dan.marchand says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:00am


foolmoron says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:11am

Oh my god this is the best thing ever. When the camera started pulling back in the first level, that was enough to get me excited. But the way you escalated it was brilliant and hilarious. Funny and impressive!

nomand says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:11am

Totally unexpected. Love the second intro. Cowtamari!

Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:11am

This was loads of fun. I didn't know what to expect going in, but it was a really fun game.

sararyCow says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:17am

I applauded at the end. Great game, I love the Katamari concept. Also, WTF!

I completed the game without shooting. I'm not sure you can on a MacBook Pro without a mouse.

DR_Humbus says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:17am

You should continue developing it into a full game!

A_K_ says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:21am

Remind me a soviet cartoon movie where can also could eat almost everything :) Cute, solid, gj.

omaha says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 6:38am

Here you have mastered the element of surprise. Excellent work.

fubenalvo says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:32pm

oh my gosh that was amazing :D

Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:41pm

Crazy cows ftw! You did a very good job on the modeling. Had a great time playing this game!

gingerBill says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:42pm

I loved it! Katamari Moo-acy!

Loutrattitude says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:44pm

Best game ever. Moo/moo.

bwafflecone says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:44pm

Hilarious and fun! I got stuck in buildings sometimes, but maybe that just adds to the craziness :P

Ariake81 says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:45pm

Very good!cowamari damacy!excellent game and the first i've played through. could do with being a little smoother and camera likes to get stuck in buildings but otherwise excellent!

Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:46pm

Cowamari Damacy!

bigbuggames says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:48pm

Really funny game, specialy because it remembers me Katamary. Absurdly funny, as I like it. Keep going, the worst thing about it is that it ends ;)

Hemuuuli says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:56pm


Coruja says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 6:02pm

Very funny game!

Aug 26, 2015 @ 1:50am

Amazing. Really well done. Nothing more to say.

scriptorum says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 1:57am

Damn, now that Damacy song is in my head. Nuh nah, nuh nuh neh neh neh nuh nah, nuh nah neh neh nah nuh.

rodobodolfo says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 1:58am

Holy cow this was extremelly funny!! had to lol at the aim and shoot animation. great job!!

cirpig29 says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 6:10am

Absolutely hilarious. Now I'm hungry...

Aug 26, 2015 @ 2:12pm

I think this game could even win LD-33.

Aug 26, 2015 @ 2:42pm

Now I am Become Death, the destroyer of worlds.


Goutye says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 3:20pm

Hilariously unexpected. Amazing. 8/8 would play again.

Super Hamster says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 3:41pm

I love these types of games where you become a giant overpowered cow! :D

Chadivision says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 3:49pm

I really like the overall look, feel, and mood of this, but there were some control issues getting in the way.

It would be nice if the movement controls were a little less drastic. Unless you want to do full 90 degree turns, it's difficult to turn with any precision.

Also the "eat" control could be improved slightly. It seems that you have to left click on the cow to make him eat, but after clicking on him you can click anywhere on the screen and it works...until you move again, then to get "eat" to work again you have to click on the cow. After I figured that out I was ok, but at first it just seemed like it was randomly not working somethings.

One other picky thing...if you get up against a fence, sometimes the camera tries to look straight down and it sort of freaks out. You could fix that by limiting the max angle of the cam, for example to 85 or 90 degrees (with respect to the ground plane). That will keep your camera math from "getting all weird" <--highly technical math term. :)

Nice job though.

Cory Martin says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 12:54am

a typical farm
the cow with great ambitions
consumes the heavens

t4u says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 12:57am

I like the idea but city level need soem work as it was difficult to move (to narrow)

Fantasieleben says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 7:31am

Good idea and execution! Cool surprises when playing the game. I had the Twizzler for lunch! I tried shooting for a moment in the second level, but it seems unnecessary. Controls could feel a bit better.

james.h says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 7:47am

That was awesome, haha. Things just kept escalating. Excellent jam accomplishment, great game! If I was to suggest one thing - difficulty. If I had to work for each stage, I would play it so much more just to see what happens next.

Aug 27, 2015 @ 9:10am

It gets really laggy in the city. Otherwise, a very funny take on the theme.

crucknuk says ...
Aug 31, 2015 @ 5:15am

What the fuck!!? Katamari-mmmmmmoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
So funny (especially the ending) :D

Sep 3, 2015 @ 4:04pm

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Drauthius says ...
Sep 3, 2015 @ 8:11pm

Great entry. Really funny. Had a few problems with the camera, but nothing major.

randoman says ...
Sep 4, 2015 @ 3:16am

That was... GREAT!

Slothmachine says ...
Sep 4, 2015 @ 10:06pm

Katamari Cow. So funny! Great animations ;)

wooltech says ...
Sep 5, 2015 @ 3:52pm

"The Next Day"

Funny Katamari style game.

PurpleApes says ...
Sep 8, 2015 @ 7:06pm

Holy Cow !!!

Sep 12, 2015 @ 3:53pm

Funny game! I included it in part 27 of my Ludum Dare 33 Compilation video series, if you would like to take a look :)

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