Ludum Dare 33 — August 21st-24th, 2015 — Theme: You are the Monster

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Stan the Baby

by BeardyBard - Jam Entry

Not polished at all.


* Arrows - move;
* Left Ctrl - eat;
* Space - prevent pooping.

* Eat everything.
* Don't die from starvation as long as possible.



A. Kovalev aka Nomit
M. Ivanov aka Dagger
A. Lutay

Music & Audio:

M. Ivanov aka Dagger
A. Lutay

Poopy Art:

A. Lutay

Downloads and Links




Warxen says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:20pm

Its a shame that this game lacks good win/lose conditions. All mechanics are in place to make it work. Animations and art is really good.
A example scenario which could have made a win/loss:
Your mom is away for groceries, you must eat as much to leave her a good suprise when she tries to clean you.
Losing: Your bar runs to max : the whole room is filled with diarea spatters.
Winning: Eat X things, 5: Not very surprised, 10: Ah the stench!. 20: diarrhea spatters in her face when she comes back and cleans him.

kikaz says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 10:00pm

What a monster ! is there a new father near here ? ^^
A little dirty mainly when you must prevent pooping with a finger !
Good poop, good job :D

DaleP says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 7:58am

Pooped so much I propelled myself out of the level. Poop/10 would poop again.

reiknight says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 10:05am


logiclogue says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 11:20am

This game was fun and humorous!

Aug 27, 2015 @ 11:30am

Hilarious game ! I really enjoyed playing it and the presentation is very good. Nothing to add except I will probably come back playing this, good job :)

KR-Eddie says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 3:04pm

That was absolutely disgusting. Great graphics though.

adsilcott says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 3:13pm

Simple and fun game. Didn't know what the lose conditions were. After a certain point, the lose condition I got on my first playthrough couldn't happen unless I basically just waited until he pooped himself too death. Overall funny and fun game.

BeardyBard says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 3:34pm

Really the balance needs to be completed. The lose condition is the baby should die when the calories counter equals zero. In the near future we plan to make game more difficult having changed balance.

mantis says ...
Aug 28, 2015 @ 1:56pm

I really laughed :D

sonelliot says ...
Aug 30, 2015 @ 12:25am

The eating animation and music reminds me of Binding of Isaac. Nice work!

Sep 1, 2015 @ 11:46am

Mmmm Poop. Nice and fun, great graphics, great humor, overall it was a nice little time waster! Very good indeed :)

bodsey says ...
Sep 1, 2015 @ 4:32pm

"* Space - prevent pooping." I think the video game have reached a new era XD Very good-looking game

Simonaiso says ...
Sep 4, 2015 @ 8:48am

That audio is creepy as hell, well done. Love the art as well. I ate my own poo like crazy.

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