Ludum Dare 33 — August 21st-24th, 2015 — Theme: You are the Monster

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The 74% scientifically inaccurate cheese fabrication process

by SiMouth - Jam Entry

Learn 5 steps to make a good cheese.

I found the Ludum Dare 33 theme a bit weird, but I tried to do something with it. I hope it is good.

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komjaur says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 12:28pm

"You're so bad at this"
But mom.
I dont know to cut cheese :D

Feetsalot says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 2:45pm


adsilcott says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 2:47pm

Got stuck on the dicing the cheese.

DarkwindMedia says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 2:49pm

Lots of laughter over here, nice job haha

Skyfish says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 2:50pm

I can't get past the cheese cutting because it is too difficult with a touchpad.

congusbongus says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 2:53pm

Haha, way to make milking disturbing :)

SiMouth says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 2:57pm

I didn't test it with a touchpad, but I can say it's definitely not designed to be played this way, sorry.
The following levels would be a problem too.

Tip for the "dicing" part : the game checks if you click on a small area around one end of the red line, and if so when you release the mouse button it checks if you do it at the other end of the same line. It doesn't matter if you actually follow the line.

Waterman7 says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 2:57pm

My cheese got stuck on the board, so I couldn't get it to rest in the mould. Would have loved to see the ending :(
Apart from that, great job!

superfluous says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 2:57pm

The milk and cheese dialog was hilarious. I wanted to see the end so badly, but the filling the mold minigame was broken to the point of being uncompleteable and the cutting the cheese was so frustrating/inconsistent that I couldn't bear restarting again.

zenmumbler says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 3:07pm

That's the 2nd game so far that made the Munster joke. As expected in a Jam, some of the mechanics are fiddly as hell but it was a fun experience nonetheless. Nice.

Dianouille says ...
Aug 31, 2015 @ 2:17pm

Got stuck at the "shaking cheese" part (2 times haha I'm so bad at this). Some cheese cubes are stucked on the board and if you shake it again, it doesn't move anymore :/. But it was really funny and quite enjoyable, good work ! :)

cjke.7777 says ...
Aug 31, 2015 @ 3:44pm

What the hell did I just play? Very good, but very different

undef says ...
Sep 1, 2015 @ 5:17pm

Shaking the cheese is buggy, it gets stuck and wont move anymore.

kaitokidi says ...
Sep 2, 2015 @ 4:40pm

so good, no need to say more, soooo gooood!!!!

Xanjos says ...
Sep 2, 2015 @ 5:01pm

Never looking at cheese making the same way again. Apart from a few issues such as the accuracy threshold for the slicing stage and the physics in the mould stage being broken if you're not careful, this was actually quite fun to play.

Vennril says ...
Sep 3, 2015 @ 12:00pm

That was unexpectedly funny :D
All the text bits from the cheese were both hilarious and adorable. Nice compilation of mini-games too. Love it! :)

nassi says ...
Sep 9, 2015 @ 8:26pm

Didn't realize I could move the shelf containing the cheese cubes until playing to that point three times. I can't believe I'm bad at a game that is this simple :P.

Nice little game/experience. Definitely a nice change of pace.

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