Ludum Dare 33 — August 21st-24th, 2015 — Theme: You are the Monster

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Tourette's Cop

by lukepilgrim - Jam Entry

Thanks for playing my game :) Post your highscores, if you want!
Playable with touch(mobile/tablet etc) or mouse!

Tech: HTML5 Game, Used: Construct 2, Audacity, Gameboy+LSDJ, Flash

Story: In the near future your city will be destroyed by a monster. Beeing the good cop you are, your mission is to ask all the citizens, if they know who/where the monster is. But unfortunately you suffer from tourette's syndrome, which makes the whole situation a bit uncomfortable.
Good Luck finding the right words on your mission!

Gameplay: Click (Mouse or Touch) the correct speech bubbles. Get the Highscore (On Kongregate)

Comment: Made this in about 10 hours, mainly because I wanted to have the ability to play and vote games, which is always a lot of fun! Everything you see, play or hear is selfmade within the time frame. Highscore works only when on kongregate. Sometimes some sounds might not play or the music won't loop - I have no idead how to change that and I think it might be browser related or it's a problem with the engine I used: Construct 2. The Background music is made on my gameboy.

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el-pepi says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:43pm

That made me laugh haha!
Pretty simple gameplay and a bit too repetitive, also a bit too easy.
I really liked the music, but it didn't loop.

scumbly says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 1:22am

Love the cop drawing! Silly fun.

Goutye says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:34am

Funny when you fucked up!
Too concentrated, my eyes are now crying :o)

Aug 25, 2015 @ 1:57pm

This is amazing for 10 hours. A good serving on fun!

SecularBaron says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:14pm

Called an old lady an asshole. Fuck the police. Great humor.

Darius says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:16pm

A very fun game to play ! Love the cop's stache too

NoWandStudios says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:20pm

Nice concept buddy xD

Vaida says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:20pm

The interpretation of the theme is brilliant. The gameplay is simple, but it works well and is surprisingly fun. Loved the finger snapping when the clock went into the small numbers. Butt-poop is my new favourite insult.

lukepilgrim says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:17pm

thanks everyone for your comments so far :) I'm going to play your games soon!

Hectigo says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 8:10pm

Quite clever how you turned Tourette's into gameplay. Butt-poop!

Obvious_San says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 12:53pm

Humor is great :D Gameplay is a bit too easy, but I liked it. The gfx is rough but appealing :D

ChrisFagan says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 12:54pm

Interesting idea, though a bit repetitive.

Boehrsi says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 3:33pm

Funny one, well done :).

Aug 26, 2015 @ 4:49pm

Nice and unusual!

Frump says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 2:19am

That was funny. It's not often games can make you laugh with the mechanics. Well done.

zatyka says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 2:42am

For what it is, it's very good. You did a nice job taking a simple mechanic game, and perfectly blending humor with it. Really did feel .... tourette-y. Funny stuff.

LastLeaf says ...
Aug 28, 2015 @ 6:54am

Feel good playing this simple game. Good job in 10 hours!

Ninja Garage says ...
Aug 28, 2015 @ 3:07pm

AhaHAAH Insult simulator!!! :D

colludium says ...
Aug 29, 2015 @ 1:27am

Great music - perfect for the style you chose. The art reminded me of the Rhubarb cartoon (uk circa 1975....).

OnionBlaze says ...
Aug 29, 2015 @ 1:03pm

Nice concept, had fun playing this. :D

shawn42 says ...
Sep 4, 2015 @ 3:13am

Loved this. It gets so hard. Sometimes I click the insults just for fun. =P Nice entry.

phi says ...
Sep 12, 2015 @ 6:23pm

This genuinely made me laugh, DICKHEAD! Excuse me, great job on the storyline, the graphics and sounds are just perfect, the snipping when the time runs out cracked me up. :D
This doesn't need more gameplay, YOU IDIOT! I'm sorry... I love it!

Sep 13, 2015 @ 8:14pm

Easily one of the best games I've played this LD. Well done on a really great entry.

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