Ludum Dare 33 — August 21st-24th, 2015 — Theme: You are the Monster

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We Have No Good Deeds

by @SamPotasz - Compo Entry

Hey y'all,

My game is based on the themes of the Jewish High Holidays, which are coming up. Feel free to read more about the ideas behind the game here:

Thanks for playing!


Free sounds came from here and here
And the webcam plugin I used is from here -

Downloads and Links




Kaev says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 7:42am

This is probably the most horrible monster LD33.
Getting spammed with ads is probably the nightmare of everyone.

In the end i had 40 wealth, 60 fame and 60 sex, but 0 score.
How do i get score?

Laddo D says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 3:52pm

cool title

cgmorton says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:00pm

I'm confused, how do I get sex by clicking a buzzfeed link? Surely it's the opposite?

BSODDevTeam says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:01pm

Nice theme overthink!

Quetzakol says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:01pm

The concept seems interesting but I didn't really understand the goal of the game. It was still rather fun.

tMalicet says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:06pm

Tricky to make a game about getting bored :/ Nice try and nice concept !

Hyoga-3D says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:07pm

Haha very creative! But I don't get the score to.

Techblogogy says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 4:38pm

Really nice game idea.
Great job!

ovenchips says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 9:04pm

I love this. I'm sporting a wry smile as I type. Congrats - you entertained me. Now, back to my smartphone...

psychonull says ...
Aug 25, 2015 @ 11:38pm

Nice concept but not sure how this is ralated with the theme. Nice clicker overall.

justinooncx says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 3:29am

Interesting analogy. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the score measures your good deeds? And no matter how much wealth, fame or sex you obtain, you aren't doing any good deeds by tapping away at your phone.

Geckoo1337 says ...
Aug 28, 2015 @ 6:16am

The concept seems interesting but I didn't really understand the goal of the game. Where is the monster. My phone? However it's really original. Thank you ++

Aug 29, 2015 @ 10:33pm

Loved it!!
I think the score means how meaninglessly we've wasted our lives.
One trivial act after another.
All a joke played on the player. Still trying to scratch desperately at the petty decisions on a touchscreen when there is no hope of performing a single worthwhile deed.
We are the monsters of our own wasted lives.

Larzan says ...
Aug 31, 2015 @ 8:09am

Interesting take on the monster, thats a new one, hehe. Good idea.

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