Ludum Dare 33 — August 21st-24th, 2015 — Theme: You are the Monster

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by Noah Ratcliff - Compo Entry

Welcome back, operator 20c109.
Please be aware, your employment is currently under review due to inability to meet scheduled objectives, as well as excessive physical and emotional damage to hosts.
Today's host objective is GO TO WORK.
Falure to meet this goal with all hosts will likely result in termination.

Protip: Replay and try to get all the endings.

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Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:03am

Fantastic concept and execution.

DaleP says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 7:21am

Turns out the coworker has some interesting... preferences regarding drugs and gore.

Noah Ratcliff says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 11:43am

@DaleP: Carried the drugs all the way to the office... You're my kind of guy.

AlariSilver says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 5:40pm

This is hilarious. Great game :D

hrd_games says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 7:42pm

Very interesting concept, long live the text-adventure! Drugs make for an interesting interface.

Aske says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 2:57pm

Can't stop taking drugs.. Too tempting :D

NightShadow0 says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 8:48pm

Love the effect the drugs have on the text. Interesting concept overall, i'd like to see it expanded to multiple days/tasks.

Xanjos says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 9:11pm

Kept replaying this loads of times so I could try and get all the possible endings. The one where you get arrested was pretty hilarious.

Blobo says ...
Aug 27, 2015 @ 10:48pm

Freaking brilliant. it took me a while, but I made it to work. I havent played that many text based adventures so i kept getting arrested for public nudity.

Aug 30, 2015 @ 1:44pm

Cool graphics. No sound :( (Could be terminal key tapping, beeps, sounds for using stuff, anything) Great writing! Overall really great. Just needs more stuff.. and sounds would be cool.

Minor nitpick: Using the human and then inspecting the street will still keep the human in the list, but the human is no longer present. And actually, there's more like that..

Great humor though!


The human appears to be heavily injured from repeated blows, as evidenced by the fact that it is either unconcious or dead.
And that your host is now covered in its blood.
>use human
Your host approaches the human and attempts to make conversation.
Your host successfully makes meaningless conversation with the human.
Your host feels good about its social skills.

..Well, alright then.

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