Ludum Dare 33 — August 21st-24th, 2015 — Theme: You are the Monster

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Who cares the M%rtgage

by bukt - Jam Entry

Hello, fellas. Here we are again: `Who Cares`. And we want to introduce you our new game: `You are the M%rtgage`.

I think, that most monstrous thing in our world is realty agents. So this time you should try to release your own beast and destroy the actual economics. You may ask `How?`. Very-very simple: just raise the mortgage percent.

Click anywhere to raise percent, and do various tricks, that helps it grow automatically.

But beware. The cruel truth, alpha and omega, that contained in our game, may be too offencive for you. Do not forget to abuse it after, but once released truth can't be forgotten.

Beware! And enjoy!

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bwafflecone says ...
Aug 24, 2015 @ 7:29pm

Very addictive :) The pacing and scaling of the things you could buy was really well done.

ceosol says ...
Aug 26, 2015 @ 5:46pm

I think the airplane hitting a skyscraper is a little bit of poor taste considering the date coming up in a couple of weeks.

That aside, I love clicker games and this was extremely well made with a lot of content for the time frame. Good job!

rotpar says ...
Aug 30, 2015 @ 6:26am

Fun and it kept me playing for a while.

PIXEL^3 says ...
Aug 30, 2015 @ 6:43am

Very well made clicker game. The music really sets the mood very nicely, and the graphics were pretty good too. As with any clicker game, there isn't much in terms of gameplay, but it was pretty fun to go through and see all of the little details and messages.

Sep 4, 2015 @ 6:46am

This game proves once more that humanity should be ruled by machines. Because why the heck is this stuff so addictive?!
WHo cares...I need to get back and buy another upgrade so my clicks are more effective...
Great entry!

ChaosCult says ...
Sep 4, 2015 @ 8:45am

A bit too long for a "clicker with moral", but I liked changing visuals and headlines. But I didn't get to completely destroy the whole planet with my greed. Was disappointed.

radmars says ...
Sep 7, 2015 @ 5:44pm

Nice interpretation of the theme, and the clicker mechanic worked well with it! I also enjoyed seeing the graphics update as I ruined the world...did it flood because I melted the polar ice caps? Late game, I started getting major slowdown whenever I clicked, maybe because of the opacity fading of the % signs?

marvalgames says ...
Sep 7, 2015 @ 6:22pm

Clicker games are boring but this wasn't. :)
Music a plus

Pickens Inc. says ...
Sep 7, 2015 @ 7:01pm

Always like a charming Idle clicker :)

dmcfarline says ...
Sep 7, 2015 @ 7:28pm

I like how the pile grows, looks a bit more interesting than a lot of clicker games

Lukbebalduke says ...
Sep 7, 2015 @ 7:42pm

Damn, this game has very awesome acid humor! The most critic game I've ever played, very polemic, and I loved it! For sure, 5/5 Mood, 5/5 Humor.

BTW: I found a bug:

reiknight says ...
Sep 7, 2015 @ 7:54pm

Like "Tap Titans" but with the evil money :P. Addictive game, and I like the upgrades, the music, the graphics :P good work

puppetmaster says ...
Sep 7, 2015 @ 8:50pm

Yes, money is evil! :-) Nice entry!

HotBoxGames says ...
Sep 7, 2015 @ 8:54pm

nice graphics and presentation, I liked the whole general mood.
It's all round a good entry :)

kiroukou says ...
Sep 8, 2015 @ 12:28pm

Nice entry !

Sep 8, 2015 @ 7:57pm

Brilliant game, nice addictive music and as much as I want to hate it for being a clicker, I just wanted to keep playing!!!

StabAlarash says ...
Sep 8, 2015 @ 8:09pm

nice take on the clicker genre

boardtobits says ...
Sep 9, 2015 @ 4:03am

Classic cookie clicker with a political-economic theme. We truly are the monsters.

LandoSystems says ...
Sep 9, 2015 @ 5:00am

I am a sucker for incremental games, well done!

dancingmad says ...
Sep 10, 2015 @ 10:22pm

This game is GREAT, you made of me a real monster !
Game mechanics are simple but so powerful, I love it.

leparlon says ...
Sep 11, 2015 @ 3:19am

This one actually made me feel like a monster, well done.

namrog84 says ...
Sep 11, 2015 @ 3:44am

memory leak? it got laggy as time went on, i also eventually got underwater :( fun clicker game

Geckoo1337 says ...
Sep 11, 2015 @ 4:33am

It's an interesting project which is in adequation with my point of view. I like aesthetic. Thank you for this entry.
Любовь к деньгам превратит человека в чудовища. Так ты думаешь? Это интересная точка зрения, с которой я согласен. Я поздравляю тебя за то, что ты сделал. На самом деле, твоя маленькая видеоигра мне понравилась. Желаю тебе успехов ++

Krunoslav says ...
Sep 11, 2015 @ 10:25am

Very adictive!
Хорошо! :D

crucknuk says ...
Sep 11, 2015 @ 11:13am

A good point and click game as we all like it :) but with purcentage and money.
Nice one!

Sep 11, 2015 @ 12:36pm

Holy poop that was a tall game! Even on full screen, the top and bottom were cut off for me! I do like what you did here, but I kept running into problems with dissapearing buttons, and once I got far enough into the game, the pile of money started dissapearing too...

DuzDuz says ...
Sep 11, 2015 @ 4:34pm

Good game! I love the graphics

dcolgan says ...
Sep 11, 2015 @ 10:43pm

Not much game in this game. It was funny and looked pretty nice. Comes off a bit preachy, but I am not in much of a position to throw stones.

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