Ludum Dare 32 — April 17th-20th, 2015 — Theme: An Unconventional Weapon

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Don't Choke!

by Big Cow - Jam Entry

Help Stanley get back at the school bully by defeating him in a rap battle!

This is the first game I've ever released. I recently quit my job to work full time making my own point-and-click adventure game, and saw the Ludum Dare as an opportunity to get some practice and feedback.

Dialogue can be skipped through by clicking anywhere on the screen.

Made using Adventure Creator and Unity.

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Suese says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:12pm

That's great. Love the crowd. It goes a little too fast at first. Maybe should ease into it.

WebFreak001 says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:14pm

Add a Download link pls, i cant play it because the unity web plugin sucks

Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:16pm

Pretty Funny Rap Lines, I lost by one point! Good game!

Domicuc says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:16pm

MC FIDO XDD.. good game man :D it was fun. Also check my project if u have some time x)

Borkleby says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:18pm

Wonderful! My only complaint is that there is basically no sound except for the epic rap music from the ref.

P. S. - Stanley's grandma is da BOMB.

Ilseroth says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:20pm

*mellow* YEAH */mellow*

Concept is solid, execution is lovely, looks nice and just just overall is quite lovely.

Dungeonation says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:21pm

This game is actually really good! I had a lot of fun figuring out how to rhyme last-minute, and I actually won on my first try playing. This should be a full length game, man! Nice job!!

Shared says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:22pm

Very fun game, that pimp-ass grandma yo !
Also, nice beatbox lol

Linus123xbb says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:27pm

This game gives you a good mood and is very funny to play. Although it turns out I suck at rhymes..

Calvin B says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:31pm

Very clever and unique game mechanic. I also really liked the use of multiple dialogues.

WebFreak001 says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:37pm

Download doesnt work. It says there should be a LD32_PCbuild_Data folder next to it.

Big Cow says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:07pm

Thanks WebFreak001 - I've fixed that :)

Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:21pm

Haha, that was so much fun, that beat will be on my mind all day!

WebFreak001 says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:31pm

It was a really nice game. I really enjoyed the sound effects. Was a bit short though

Apr 21, 2015 @ 3:07am

Love the grandma, love the concept. The tutorial was a bit fast and I had to learn at the battle, but it was a lot of fun.

jukimv1986 says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 5:59pm

Yeah! Amazing concept and take on the theme. There should be more games like this.

boateye says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 11:25pm

Great entry! I was about to comment on the lact of sound, but the fact that there's humorous beat boxing at the main meat of the game lended more importance to it, and it set the tone for the battle. My only request is to add keyboard support and have the highlight start in the middle of the 3 options. or allow us to just hit 1, 2, or 3 for an option. The fact that the cursor hides itself makes me lose track of it, and i have to spend a good .5-1 second figuring out where it is so i can move it to the right choice.

Overall, 5 stars across the board.

Jagang says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 11:26pm

great idea for this theme! Just the choices disappeared a bit too quick for me

benjamck says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 11:32pm

Very clever take on the theme. Loved the soundtrack, too ;)

BlakeB says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 1:28am

Cute, short, pixel graphics, beatboxing, great game.

HotBoxGames says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 9:32am

Loved the beat boxing and crowd cheers. Was a funny, well executed entry, good job!

richiebranson says ...
Apr 23, 2015 @ 11:33pm

hah, as a rapper, I approve this game. Seriously though, very innovative concept.

DrZanuff says ...
Apr 23, 2015 @ 11:43pm

Loved the game! "SPOILER" and the shock to discover that Stanley really killed my father... gosh. Seriously now, i loved the beat box!

Garris says ...
Apr 24, 2015 @ 12:13am

This game was really fun! I would have liked to be able to see my mouse on the screen before it was time to choose my rhyme. It threw off my timing on a few and made me lose. But I really liked this game!

Paulozz says ...
Apr 24, 2015 @ 9:11am

This is so COOL!!!!

mildmojo says ...
Apr 25, 2015 @ 5:26am

It was a bit of a panic to find the cursor and get it to the right word on time each round.

Cool idea to use timed dialogue trees as the core gameplay. Simple, but effective. The rap sound effects were amusing and the character graphics looked good. Congrats on your first game!

Apr 25, 2015 @ 8:48pm

That was hilarious, well done mate! Good luck on your adventure game!

PlasmaErnst says ...
Apr 28, 2015 @ 7:00am

SWEET game! Very rounded. Its was a little too fast for me though.

ThirdMoon says ...
May 9, 2015 @ 7:36pm

Great Game! Funny story and innovative mechanics! I really enjoyed it! =)

Smirnov48 says ...
May 10, 2015 @ 1:07am

Nice game. I think you need more music, to be perfect. And also it sometime it's too

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