Ludum Dare 32 — April 17th-20th, 2015 — Theme: An Unconventional Weapon

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Dick Fighter

by Joystikman - Jam Entry


-- Description --

It's like fencing, but with dick ! Everybody has already played with his dick (at least the one who has one), but now it's time to battle !

This game is just for fun and was made beside this (serious) one :

Pyxel Edit

-- How to play --

(azerty control)

Player 1:

q - d = move

z = jump

b = punch

Player 2:

left - right = move

up = jump

m= punch


p = play or replay (no victory screen)

created by @joystikman

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Alistesios says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 1:23pm

Unnappropriate content (not signaled), no sounds, no music, at least graphics are not that bad and the theme is respected. Not really fun because of the simple gameplay, and repetitive. Also, you need 2 players to play this correctly ...
The game seems not finished, since you got no victory screen ...
I wont say it's bad, but it's not good.

Kazura says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 1:37pm

A few battles and I had fun with a collegue ; it's a shame that there are no sounds, no informations screen, bad physics for the fight ! It can be better but at least, it's fun.

Joystikman says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 3:01pm

@Alistesios I know my game is a bit crappy, I made it in couples of hours beside my real game (made with friends), I made it for fun. I am really disappointed because I checked the "Unappropriate content" box in the submit form but it seam to change nothing :/

Armanky says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 3:36pm

The control scheme is kind of awkward and it seems pretty incomplete, but I do appreciate the sheer absurdity of it.

Lady Beardo says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:03pm

Super silly!

Azurency says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:16pm

it's so ridiculous that it's funny ;)

Apr 23, 2015 @ 8:45am

More dicks than a San Francisco back alley.

Would recommend.

Taldius says ...
Apr 23, 2015 @ 11:28pm

Well ... that was interesting ... xD
I liked the graphics simple but enough to understand what happens.
It lacks of sound and feedback but every else was good.

L0N3 W0LF says ...
May 3, 2015 @ 11:07pm

Dont really know... what to say xD...The game is according to the theme, problem is no sound and i need someone else to play.

Xanjos says ...
May 11, 2015 @ 8:55pm

Pretty dumb but I loved the crude absurdity of it.

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