Ludum Dare 32 — April 17th-20th, 2015 — Theme: An Unconventional Weapon

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How to Train Your Human

by sally_anne - Compo Entry

A twine game about cats using themselves as sleeper agent weapons to take down humanity.

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Move127 says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 2:33am

Would have been a lot more interesting if there had been some animation, or at least more pictures, to go along with the text.

generic_ghost says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 2:38am

This was very charming! I enjoyed the writing and the choices I was offered. Good job!

Languard says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 3:05am

Cute and charming, however I'm having trouble getting the feel of 'An Unconventional Weapon'. I can kinda see it in how you 'control' the human, but it feels weak.

Also, there's not any good way to get a feel for how you're doing.

ehtd says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 3:23am

Your ate well over the weekend. Nice.

mcmahoniel says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 3:24am

I'm not sure how this aligns with the theme, but I liked it.

ErikU says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 3:25am

Interesting take on the theme. It was nice to see that each of the paths was meaningful. Can't say I was able to beat it though. Regardless, well done.

ZQMony says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 3:27am

Very complete story, but some more picture would be nice.

Sorak86 says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 3:31am

I was thinking about a twine game too. Was nice to see someone how made it. It's a pretty nice idea!

Flygamer101 says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 3:41am

Great idea, but would be a little better with animations and such.

qapn says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 3:52am

I didn't really get how this one related to the theme. It would have been nice to have some artwork for some of the story stages too.

Had some funny bits in your writing though.

Fanttum says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:07am

Haha, haven't seen a game like this in a while. Fun jokes, and good style. Not really my type of "game" per say, but I think you did a good job.

Azure_Kyte says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:46am

A choose your path adventure with social engineering as your weapon? This was a funny read, good job :D

TheBigShot says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:46am

Very cute. Nicely written and put together. great example of a Jam Game.

PaperBlurt says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 6:23am

Good graphics.
Maybe a bit slow sometimes, but the premise is nice...
Always great when people design their twines.

rg_rem says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 8:31am

The human's love for you: 125 / 115

ironleonem says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 8:37am

It was charming and fun, but the website was a little hard to navigate and work around... which I don't really think should happen in an interactive fiction. I am a fan of the IF genre, and overall, this does not disappoint. Well done.

Dyn says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 10:51am

Cats are so sweet)

sally_anne says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:49pm

I have made all the images smaller so that it fits better in the screen, @ironleonem.
@rg_rem I am super impressed with 125 love! Have updated the stats page, I was too burned out to actually count up the value last night.

Lady Beardo says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 8:30pm

Ha- this is super cute. I like the trade-off amongst the stats, giving you more than one objective for playing the game. :3

Apr 21, 2015 @ 12:17am

I loved how many paths there were to take, and the drawings were cute. Overall good game.

Draknek says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 11:19am

Couldn't give 5 stars for graphics because it doesn't contain a terrible cat drawing.

Apr 23, 2015 @ 5:02am

Very cute. Love the art.

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