Ludum Dare 32 — April 17th-20th, 2015 — Theme: An Unconventional Weapon

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Fat guy with floating tyre

by Wir - Jam Entry

Have a short, funny, derpy game...

it's a platformer.
you can walk using wasd, (well A&D),
use space to jump,
your'r left mousebutton to equip the floating tyre,
and the right one to attack.

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jk5000 says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 10:14am

It is too difficult to control. But the beginning of the game, I got the experience of being a new Jesus. I could walked on the Sea.

PaperBlurt says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 7:14am

Agree. Hard to control, but the concept is loveably weird.

erdos says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 2:55pm

Couldn't get any input to work on my mac unfortunately, but it looks cool

Newt_ says ...
Apr 23, 2015 @ 12:19am

Uh...that was funny! :) Good job!

Apr 23, 2015 @ 12:57am

Zany and funny. I couldn't beat spoon guy though... I didn't die, my attacks just didn't seem to do anything. I also got stuck in walls a few times and needed to restart.

Contrary to some other comments, I liked the controls. I thought the oft unpredictably powerful double jump was fun, and while the character did slide quite a bit, I thought it fit the game's silliness.

I just wish I didn't get stuck in the walls so much :(

Wir says ...
Apr 23, 2015 @ 2:41am

Thanks, I have to say I (the programmer) didn't put much work into this game -.- that's why the controls are so wierd and thats why you can get stuck and so on...

the jumping though is intentionally :) if you double tap space you're supposed to jump the highest and by waiting a long time before hitting space the 2nd time you can travel a long distance sidewards. If you wait until te character is falling you do even ignore the downwards speed and jump as if you had no velocity to begin with.
Sometimes you can't jump from cause you're walking upwars but thats actually cuse you get stuck in the ground.

Well, anyway thaks for playing and the feedback.
I'm sorry for the problems with mac. I probably won't look into it though.

Backlund says ...
Apr 24, 2015 @ 10:41am

Interesting gameplay.

joppiesaus says ...
Apr 24, 2015 @ 11:03am

Hilarious. I love the graphics, even thought they're doing a great job. It needs polish, but without it makes it even more hilarious.
Mechanics are nice, innovative and hilarious. Everything is hilarious. It's hard to control, but I missed that feeling for a while and doesn't make the game any worse. Sillyness rules.
I got stuck on the level with the guy with the spoon unfortunetely.
Great work.

SiENcE says ...
Apr 24, 2015 @ 11:04am

Interesting but complicated to control.

philipp says ...
Apr 24, 2015 @ 11:50am

Weird. But I have a thing for this snotty art style.

As you said, there could have been more effort in the programming. I gave up after getting stuck for the fourth time. And an explanation of the controls in-game could have helped.

Hope more people got the reference to the Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon. Nice :D

MikkelLevisen says ...
Apr 24, 2015 @ 5:17pm

Fun game, but the buggy controls ruins it a bit.

Wir says ...
May 2, 2015 @ 11:04am

haha nice philipp, thats exactly what we refered too ^^ (the reason why he is immortal) his only purpose is to annoy you like interrupting your jump

first we had it a bit more serious but as the first day passed and after loosing even more interest we keept making it even more weird (too keep us going)

well thanks for playing our game, we hope you had at least some fun

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