Ludum Dare 32 — April 17th-20th, 2015 — Theme: An Unconventional Weapon

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by Mr.Cassels - Jam Entry

Ever wanted to be an omnipotent computer based defense system? Blow things up and destroy your average office building? Well now you can! Met IANAAI, your totally not an artificial intelligence pseudo-you.
A quick click and play that may or may not be totally unwinnable.

How To Play:
generate as much money as possible, while fending off an attack.
protect the server on the top floor that containing your consciousness.
office workers will try to find a active computer and work to generate money, and will flee if in danger.
robotic invaders will attempt to hunt and kill all office workers and destroy the server containing your mind.
try not to die.

click doors to open/close
click computers to turn them on(so they can be used) or off(so they will be ignored)
right-click an active computer to cause it to explode
space to pause

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Pinpickle says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 5:40am

I liked the idea, but it is really hard to execute well. You run out of computers pretty fast and unfortunately my office workers are stupid! They run for the wall instead of the door to the next floor.

It's a shame that we only have on worker. On my first go, I killed it because I thought that's what omnipotent computer defence systems did.

pixzleone says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 5:54am

Kinda hard to understand, but good looking.

TailyILoveYou says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 6:07am

Nice little game, but could use some music. Rather difficult as well :P

Jakob37 says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 6:21pm

Well done and nice idea :) Had some hearphone-issues with the door-drilling sound, it was intense for my poor ears.

surpent says ...
Apr 24, 2015 @ 12:00pm

The robot is scraping the door It's fear.
Difficult, but I can enjoy the game!

Menesetsu says ...
May 11, 2015 @ 11:58am

Nice graphics! It's hard to earn money by having only one worker. Drill sounds scared me first time. :)

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