Ludum Dare 32 — April 17th-20th, 2015 — Theme: An Unconventional Weapon

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Drunken Bard

by technocf - Compo Entry

You play the game as a drunken bard who's music has became so bad that everyone is after you and are trying to kill you. You retaliate by peeing all over them.

The jar in the hand at the top left hand corner of the screen shows how much pee you have left in your bladder. You can re-fill your bladder by picking up beer bottles once they have landed on the ground. Beer bottles that are in mid flight will cause you harm. Tomatoes on the other hand heal you when you pick them up.

WASD - Move
Point and Click - Pee (You must be facing the direction you want to pee)

Windows users may experience flashiness and I'm not sure where that comes from, anyone who looks at the source and notices what it may by then please tell me.

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iMer says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 12:03am

Fun and silly game, though you can cheat a little and just circle the enemies ;)

Permamiss says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 5:59am

That boss is tough! Rest of it seems pretty easy though. I barely survived with 4 health against that boss..
Anyway, in my opinion the random peeing is pretty annoying. Maybe instead to make it harder, you make it taper off as you run out of.."juice". That'd be more incentive for grabbing bottles, to keep your stream as powerful and consistent as possible. This is neat, but I don't feel like I have much control over my urinating, which feels lame.
6/10 from me, but I have hope for it!

iMer says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 9:57am

@Permamiss: The tip I got was "You can't pee behind yourself", which worked pretty well for me :)

Apr 20, 2015 @ 3:34pm

A little too repetitive for my taste, but all in all quite fun. Well done, Techno.

WebFreak001 says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 4:36pm

Really fun game. The graphics are also really nice and I had lots of fun :D

goerp says ...
Apr 26, 2015 @ 10:36am

Very funny take on the theme.
I like that you have face towards your enemies to kill them

Too bad there was no sound. A fast music with some funny sound effects would really enhance gameplay. Maybe for a post compo version?

It was still fun to play, though!

robodylan says ...
Apr 26, 2015 @ 1:31pm

Great game and very creative take on the theme

jfraser says ...
May 3, 2015 @ 1:55am

Fun game.

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