Ludum Dare 32 — April 17th-20th, 2015 — Theme: An Unconventional Weapon

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Snowden Dickpics Simulator 2015

by lcarpentier - Jam Entry

Why make a boardgame? First of all because this is singlehandedly the most unconventional weapon you can pick for a Ludum Dare, apart maybe from making a pizza, but I'm not sure you can submit a pizza.

Also, we wanted to make a board-game.

Snowden Dickpick Simulator 2015 is directly inspired by this interview:

Don't let NSA get your dickpics. Use them as your very special freedom weapon, because you love America.

Players: 2
Required material: A Tileset (print ours or make your own as long as you keep tiles ratio) and pawns (we used fabulous FIMO dicks).

A tile-pushing game on a board of 5x5 with little dickpics.

Video to be uploaded

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Sogomn says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 10:42am

This is hilarious! :D

Techblogogy says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 12:24pm

Maximum humor rating, engage!

kyyrma says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 12:27pm

So, will this be sold as a set?

BabaJaga says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 2:21pm


Chris M says ...
Apr 25, 2015 @ 3:44am

This looks great, love the path generation from random tiles and the theme is pitch perfect. Looking forward to seeing the video.

Geckoo1337 says ...
Apr 25, 2015 @ 5:24pm

I don't understand why many members of Ludum Dare think that it is necessary to create a game with some dicks so as to be interesting. Why not? Ok ok - who dares wins, but... :/

morbidcamel says ...
Apr 25, 2015 @ 5:32pm

Ha ha... You wanna check out my game :)

dos says ...
Apr 25, 2015 @ 11:28pm

Ahahaha :D
It's not "random dicks lelelel rotfl", it's about specific John Oliver interview with Edward Snowden. Mere idea of using that as a theme for "unconventional weapon" LD game is absolutely hilarious!

Langouste says ...
Apr 28, 2015 @ 3:57pm

Super game! I love it, thanks ;)

May 5, 2015 @ 12:39pm

This is ridiculous. Ridiculous and brilliant.

LeoM says ...
May 11, 2015 @ 2:33am

The other board game !
Fun, as long it's not our dickpick we play with ! ^^
If tou are interested I could buid a 3D printed set for this ? :p

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