Ludum Dare 32 — April 17th-20th, 2015 — Theme: An Unconventional Weapon

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Dear Chancellor

by Ludonaut - Jam Entry


Hold LMB to aim, RMB activates the Unconventional Weapon.

Gamepads should also work! (depending on your browser). Aim with the analog sticks, try what the buttons do.

The +/- keys on your keyboard increase/decrease speed and the number of enemies spawned, feel free to cheat.

Best played in Chrome-based and WebGL-enabled browsers. Seriously, don't even attempt to play this in Safari, it will look like ass and the audio probably won't work properly. Don't be a Safari.


"Dear Chancellor is like, a totally highbrow critique of late capitalism. You wouldn't understand."

Made with Construct 2 in a couple of hours. This was somewhat of a last-minute project as I had other obligations and I lost like half a day of work to a system freeze. Because I didn't do an initial save of the project then, C2's autosave function didn't do its job. So yeah, fun times. I feel like I could have done a lot more with this idea, but there you go. Might do a post-jam version, I dunno. We'll see.


Music CC-BY-SA by Jake Cataford

Laser Sound and Mega Horn from

Explosion Sprites from Adam Atomic's Abandonauts Set

Amazing Coin Sprites by Clint Bellanger under CC-BY-SA

Picture of Merkel wearing 3D glasses CC-BY-SA by Armin Kübelbeck

Picture of Merkel's Hands CC-BY-SA by Armin Linnartz,_Juli_2010.jpg

Menu screen gif from some movie via google image search, sue me.

Downloads and Links




bonus1up says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 9:54pm

Love it!!!
But the rating widget doesn't appear?

Ludonaut says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 10:33pm

It does now. Thanks.

diiq says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 10:58pm

Mhahahahahaha this was my first real, deep belly laugh of day. Thank you!

Flayk says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 11:27pm

I don't get the reference but this is hilarious and so fun!

Tuism says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 9:23am

Damnit now I really wish you hadn't lost half a day of work on this. Superbly done, channeling Sos in a big way :)

Is this about Quantitative Easing policies in Europe or something?

It's more a toy, but the juice is OFF THE CHARTS. Really good :)

REALLY want to rate the music :)

GarethIW says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 9:25am

I have *no* idea what just happened, but I think I liked it :O

Ludonaut says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 9:38am

Be sure to right-click, everyone!

For those that don't get the reference:

sputnik says ...
Apr 21, 2015 @ 8:49pm

Hahahah! Love it!

esayitch says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 5:50pm

This may be the best thing I have seen. IRL.

volkoivan says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 5:50pm

I liked it, the feeling was good, but I don't understand what happened
5/5, because why not

zwartraider says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Oh wow, that's some deep political commentary, and indeed, I don't get it :) I shoot money, but then more money appears and I am increasing an existing debt. Awesome, the special move is also quite cool. Nice animations and overall feel to the whole thing.

Smirnov48 says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 5:53pm

Very fun little game! :)

BIZM says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 7:25pm

We played this for way too long! Go Angela go!

ker0chan says ...
Apr 23, 2015 @ 10:51am

This is obviously more of a toy than anything else, but the visuals and effects are top notch ! Good job, keep working on this :D

dyfer says ...
Apr 23, 2015 @ 5:19pm

i had a big laugh at the first picture and the game gave me a new one xD very cool ^^

zatyka says ...
Apr 24, 2015 @ 1:54am

Silly, short, not much gameplay, but damn that was enjoyable.

slowfrog says ...
Apr 26, 2015 @ 8:17pm

I find your critique of the capitalistic system a bit abstract. A few pictures of Greek politicians with a background music generated by high-frequency trading automata would have made it more powerful, I think ;)

uvwar says ...
Apr 26, 2015 @ 8:19pm

Very fun/interesting game for something only made in a few hours! I'm assuming you can't actually die/lose right? Keep adding to this and hope your saves don't eat themselves in the meantime.

steboots says ...
Apr 26, 2015 @ 8:21pm

Hahahahahahahaha, that just happened. Sorry you lost your work, this was magnificent given your time frame!

Apr 26, 2015 @ 8:36pm

I love the punk style graphics design. I don't really get the political reference, but I love that there is one!

randoman says ...
Apr 26, 2015 @ 9:06pm

Hahaha, I love the style of this game.

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