Ludum Dare 32 — April 17th-20th, 2015 — Theme: An Unconventional Weapon

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Y'all need Jesus

by August - Compo Entry

WASD to move, arrow keys to attack.

No sound because it's 1 am in the Netherlands already and I have school tomorrow.

My current highscore is around 1300, I'd love to hear from anyone who beats it.

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cdgugler says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 2:39am

I found this funny in a bizarre sort of way. I like that you can jump on the ninjas and ride them when they're jump kicking.

Leandrus says ...
Apr 20, 2015 @ 4:29am

Jajajajaja nice little weird game.
Thanks for sharing.

Marek Lisý says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 9:26am

Funny little game, but I found out that I can do the record by only jumping and running, not really by the Bible. The game disproves its unconventional weapon's effectivness!

marccspro says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 10:45am


6x13 says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 10:47am

I like the face animation while attacking.

August says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 10:50am

My personal highscore isn't 119, it resets every time you launch the game. My actual highscore is over 1000 and I definitely needed the bible for that.

Apr 22, 2015 @ 6:13pm

Funny idea. I also got my highscore from running and jumping over everyone - 267. I'm sure with enough practice I could get a higher score with the bible, but initially it's definitely easier to skip everyone.

IamAcoconut says ...
Apr 22, 2015 @ 10:24pm

Haha, very funny!

rjhelms says ...
Apr 23, 2015 @ 7:10pm

Really funny idea. Good job - I like that you can do okay but just running, but to do really well you need to be a little tactical in when to fight and when to run.

arkelite says ...
Apr 25, 2015 @ 2:37am

The best religious game I've ever played. 10/10

zwartraider says ...
Apr 30, 2015 @ 12:23pm

I love the ninja flying kick attacks! Overall all the mechanics used are pretty well implemented, and there is definately room for adding more!

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