(PLEASE READ THE BUG BELOW, OTHERWISE THIS GAME WILL SUCK)
If you were a tree would you protect your own kind? Your objective is simple... kill anyone who tries to buy a tree. Godspeed. Five trees, unlimited customers, and one brave tree (that's you!)
Jesus is back, and he's not crucifuckin' around.
**IMPORTANT**
There is a bug that makes it so you can't punch an enemy while they're standing in front of a tree. If you punch the enemy from the side, or from any angle that does not have the tree behind the enemy, it will work just fine.
**CONTROLS**
WASD - Move
Space - Jump
LMB - Punch Left
RMB - Punch Right
E - Water plants
ESC - Free mouse
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Downloads and Links
Ratings
 | Coolness | 64% |
| #23 | Humor | 3.93 |
| #225 | Audio | 3.27 |
| #629 | Graphics | 2.97 |
| #674 | Mood | 2.81 |
| #864 | Fun | 2.75 |
| #1001 | Overall | 2.72 |
| #1037 | Innovation | 2.33 |
| #1205 | Theme | 1.79 |
Comments
That tag line made me chuckle. I lost pretty badly, I guess I ruined Christmas :P
This is crazy! Too bad the punching doesnt feel right. Nice music and sound!
Haha, what an amusing concept. I liked the music a lot as well. The punch collisions were rather broken, though.
@Drtizzle @Lawls @ChronusZ
Yup, known glitch. When you punch an enemy who is standing in front of a tree, it thinks you're punching a tree. Working on that c:
I'm ridiculously confused, but I enjoy being there.
And that video was awesome.
Unfortunately in Chrome my mouse wouldn't stay in the Unity plugin window so I wasn't able to really do much. What does the water do?
@MiniBobbo the water will take down the trees percentage by 50% ^^
@cxsquared thanks i think!
Hahaha really funny. Also whoever came up with that tagline, especially the pun "crucifuckin' " deserves a pat on the back. Controls were kind of wonky, but mostly quite fun. nice job!
This game made my laugh. Random and a bit glitchy, but fun stuff none the less.
I...I don't-
like..
awesome job?
"Jesus is back, and he's not crucifuckin' around."
I..
huh?
Amazing graphics and audio for 48h. The controls still need some work but it was funny nonetheless
kinda difficult to punch dudes. Also, I'm not sure how to get more water, or if I can get more water.
@Catwheel The punching is a bit broken, and water comes every three minutes ^^
Nicolas Cage on a body pillow and Steve Buscemi is clouds.
'Nuff said
Fun game, very funny!
Did you make all these assets in 48 hours? Pretty impressive if so, but I get the feeling they might be from the asset store or somewhere else (I think I heard the X-Files theme in there)? I hate to be a jerk but you're not supposed to do that for Compo entries -- it's okay for Jam entries. The rules are here: http://ludumdare.com/compo/rules/
Tended to get stuck on dead bodies. Also Jesus has gone super tree-huggery since last time he was around...
Soundrack creates great mood for this game)) Collidion detection appeared buggy, but still its fun))
Soooo... Where is LD theme there?
Also, I don't really know why people find these game funny.
There better examples in jam, that funnier and don't have such a banal humor
So yeah
I had no idea what to expect. And it wasn't at all what I expected, lol. A few bugs but solid entry for ld.
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Not all punches seem to connect