Ludum Dare 31 — December 5th-8th, 2014 — Theme: Entire Game on One Screen

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Christmas Punch!

by laxeot - Compo Entry

(PLEASE READ THE BUG BELOW, OTHERWISE THIS GAME WILL SUCK)
If you were a tree would you protect your own kind? Your objective is simple... kill anyone who tries to buy a tree. Godspeed. Five trees, unlimited customers, and one brave tree (that's you!)

Jesus is back, and he's not crucifuckin' around.

**IMPORTANT**
There is a bug that makes it so you can't punch an enemy while they're standing in front of a tree. If you punch the enemy from the side, or from any angle that does not have the tree behind the enemy, it will work just fine.

**CONTROLS**
WASD - Move
Space - Jump
LMB - Punch Left
RMB - Punch Right
E - Water plants
ESC - Free mouse

**FOR A FUN SURPRISE, GO OUTSIDE**

Downloads and Links


Ratings

Coolness64%
#23Humor3.93
#225Audio3.27
#629Graphics2.97
#674Mood2.81
#864Fun2.75
#1001Overall2.72
#1037Innovation2.33
#1205Theme1.79

Comments

Lawls says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:32am

Not all punches seem to connect

madlee says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:33am

That tag line made me chuckle. I lost pretty badly, I guess I ruined Christmas :P

psyduckfreak says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:34am

nice man

woodecker says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:36am

Good humor, sir.

jarry says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:36am

Did i just hear "fuck my ass" ? haha ^^ the game is funny.

Drtizzle says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:37am

This is crazy! Too bad the punching doesnt feel right. Nice music and sound!

ChronusZ says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:38am

Haha, what an amusing concept. I liked the music a lot as well. The punch collisions were rather broken, though.

laxeot says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:39am

@Drtizzle @Lawls @ChronusZ
Yup, known glitch. When you punch an enemy who is standing in front of a tree, it thinks you're punching a tree. Working on that c:

MiniBobbo says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:41am

I'm ridiculously confused, but I enjoy being there.

And that video was awesome.

Unfortunately in Chrome my mouse wouldn't stay in the Unity plugin window so I wasn't able to really do much. What does the water do?

cxsquared says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:42am

I'm not quite sure what I just played but I think I liked it.

laxeot says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:43am

@MiniBobbo the water will take down the trees percentage by 50% ^^

@cxsquared thanks i think!

shyupuff says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:08am

Hahaha really funny. Also whoever came up with that tagline, especially the pun "crucifuckin' " deserves a pat on the back. Controls were kind of wonky, but mostly quite fun. nice job!

Paperscraps says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:10am

This game made my laugh. Random and a bit glitchy, but fun stuff none the less.

mintybacon says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:13am

I liek punching butts

jrap says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:14am

I...I don't-
like..
awesome job?

"Jesus is back, and he's not crucifuckin' around."

I..
huh?

karlipoppins says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:14am

Amazing graphics and audio for 48h. The controls still need some work but it was funny nonetheless

Catwheel says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:16am

kinda difficult to punch dudes. Also, I'm not sure how to get more water, or if I can get more water.

laxeot says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:17am

@Catwheel The punching is a bit broken, and water comes every three minutes ^^

Red Sigma says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:18am

Nicolas Cage on a body pillow and Steve Buscemi is clouds.
'Nuff said

mtinkerhess says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:19am

Fun game, very funny!

Did you make all these assets in 48 hours? Pretty impressive if so, but I get the feeling they might be from the asset store or somewhere else (I think I heard the X-Files theme in there)? I hate to be a jerk but you're not supposed to do that for Compo entries -- it's okay for Jam entries. The rules are here: http://ludumdare.com/compo/rules/

Quarterflip says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:20am

Tended to get stuck on dead bodies. Also Jesus has gone super tree-huggery since last time he was around...

Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:38am

Soundrack creates great mood for this game)) Collidion detection appeared buggy, but still its fun))

T1MGames says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:42am

Sad that you didn't use "Wood" at 0:04 in the video, lol.

volkoivan says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 5:46am

Soooo... Where is LD theme there?
Also, I don't really know why people find these game funny.
There better examples in jam, that funnier and don't have such a banal humor
So yeah

Interface says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 6:09am

I had no idea what to expect. And it wasn't at all what I expected, lol. A few bugs but solid entry for ld.

tonypai says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 6:11am

It's crazy and amusing. lol

benmcnelly says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 7:29am

What just happened. WHAT HAVE I DONE. Lets do it again...

DanHayesGamer says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 10:46am

Nicolas cage titty. 5/5 Humor.

Groydis says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 11:17am

Nice tag line.

Dec 12, 2014 @ 8:21pm

Pretty difficult to punch people.

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