Ludum Dare 31 — December 5th-8th, 2014 — Theme: Entire Game on One Screen

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Biased & Blazed: Beyond Belief Beyond Control We're Stoned as Shit and Ready To Roll HYPER DANK EDITION ALPHA+

by Nairu - Compo Entry

A game which seeks to push the multi-tasking genre to its limits. With some comedy and a lot of difficulty, see if you can beat my best of 254!


Press Escape to enter a coin or restart.

Dodge the bullets with your mouse cursor!

Hold W to play the Bong Minigame.

Tap Space to play the Guitar Minigame.

Hold the Left Mouse Button to play the Helicopter Minigame.

Use A and D to control the Basket Minigame.

Have fun!

Downloads and Links




Fanttum says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 3:41am

Very cool game and fun but hard. I only made it to like 60 something. Also sweet music!

sharp911 says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 3:43am

I like it. Fun and addicting.

jrap says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 6:05am

Mr. Anderson's English Class
Mid-Year Essay, 1500 Words:

In what way did "Biased & Blazed: Beyond Belief Beyond Control We're Stoned as Shit and Ready To Roll HYPER DANK EDITION ALPHA+" change the landscape of digital entertainment?

LegacyCrono says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 8:13pm

Wow, this is really hard. The music is pretty rad! Why did you opt-out of rating Audio? My top score was 397 :)

FerraWare says ...
Dec 9, 2014 @ 5:11am

Made me laugh so hard the first time I died, pretty cool and challenging!

bigbazwa says ...
Dec 9, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Got 65 points.

Prox says ...
Dec 9, 2014 @ 3:12pm

Can't Insert Coin :/

madhoe says ...
Dec 9, 2014 @ 3:18pm

Holy shit this game is funny, hahahaha. Pretty fun. Only got 71, but I know I can do better!

JNyknn says ...
Dec 9, 2014 @ 3:21pm

Finally a game that has something to do with the theme! The game was also very entertaining.

eusekerci says ...
Dec 9, 2014 @ 4:12pm

I really like this game. First thing comes my mind is something like this, "a multi tasking game". They are always fun to play. Good job

Dec 9, 2014 @ 4:17pm

Ironically, this game would be near impossible to play for those of the less sober persuasion. Awesome idea, executed well. Much dank.

Dec 9, 2014 @ 4:20pm

Solid all around. A good game that rewards replaying and practice. Fun song too.

Dec 9, 2014 @ 11:31pm


Dec 10, 2014 @ 6:06pm

Nice game! Damn hard though.

taviandir says ...
Dec 11, 2014 @ 11:56am

hey my game has a similiar name to yours! :D
fun game but the teleport after the bong minigame is really obnoxious and awkward :(

rzfmzn says ...
Dec 11, 2014 @ 5:44pm

hard as hell :/
and I think my stars wont count for you, all categories are N/A

pjimmy says ...
Dec 13, 2014 @ 5:12pm

interesting, controls should be more explicit though, well done

psychonull says ...
Dec 17, 2014 @ 2:47am

Really fun game. Great sound. Very addicting. Well done!

maxmetallica says ...
Dec 29, 2014 @ 9:33pm

nice work

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