**UPDATED LINKS**
Shouldn't give a malware warning anymore.
A simulation of playing pong in a messy, mostly broken and terribly textured first person world.
Features:
-Glorius 3D graphics.
-Incredible cleaning up physics.
-Bugs!
-More Bugs!
-1 free can of Mortein with every download.
(No Linux or OSX builds as of yet, sorry)
Downloads and Links
Ratings
 | Coolness | 65% |
| #40 | Humor | 3.78 |
| #468 | Fun | 3.17 |
| #472 | Mood | 3.00 |
| #506 | Innovation | 3.20 |
| #560 | Overall | 3.19 |
| #579 | Graphics | 3.06 |
| #605 | Audio | 2.62 |
| #644 | Theme | 3.54 |
Comments
I never found the keyboard. I picked up the monitor, accidentally threw it through a wall, and then cleaned up the room instead of playing pong.
You should remarket this as "Room Cleaning Simulator" I enjoyed shooting apples at the trashcan more than I would have liked Pong anyway!
I get a malware warning on Chrome when I try to download the game. Assuming your game isn't malware you might want to try a different host for your files.
I tried to play pong, but I wound up rotating the monitor with my telekinesis.
It took me a little time to figure out what I needed to do but ones I did I liked it. Good job on the Theme!
Really innovative take on the theme! I liked how you put humor into the environment with those posters.
One of the worst pong clones games I've ever played. Haha but I love looking around the room for the different components and how that affected the computer.
Terrible game, the clock on the bedside table can't be set and the timezone isn't the same as mine. I am disappoint.
Downloaded, and chrome blocked it as malware so I couldn't play it. :(
lol @ Room Cleaning Simulator, I am too sleepy for this. Nice job though!
I enjoyed this one. Ended up finding speakers and keyboard, and played pong. Humor was hit and miss, but completely lost it at "Edgy Band Name". Well done!
Hey, I am also a fan of Edgy Band Name. I think they are totally cool. Maybe we can hangout sometime? Your place looks a lot like mine.
rofl - I ended up playing the monitor on its side... I don't think I was supposed to try to move that O:)
Really cool take on the game pong. It Brings me back when i first made pong in a java applet component. Excellent Game.
I had a great time setting the computer up, though the actual pong game was a bit disappointing. Would have been awesome if the whole game is about setting up your computer, and playing the game is the goal, but then there is a ton of things you need to set up before you can play. Then when you're done the actual game is a total let down and all have just been a big set up. It's all about the journey... great work!
Now I have to clean virtual rooms and my own. I'm now in pain. 10/10
Picking up the monitor and throwing it into the bookcase after getting my rear handed to me in pong, was probably one of my best experiences in computer gaming. Good job! Thanks!
Damn, now all I want is to play Car Steal V!
It could be nice to see the keyboard changing it's position in the room at every restart :P
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Looks super cool, but can't play. I'm on mac