Ludum Dare 31 — December 5th-8th, 2014 — Theme: Entire Game on One Screen

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Baby Simulator

by tigerrenko - Jam Entry

It's not easy being a baby. Basically you just lay down doing nothing while your brain is rewiring and gathering info.

Sure, you can wiggle, coo, cry, poo or pee, but that's about it.

Still, can you be the best baby ever? Or will you be the doom of your parents?


All sounds are from free sounds website, as credited in notes.txt

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Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:08am

Pretty strange, but funny at the same time.

stvr says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:48am

I cooed, I cried, I did baby things.

Lokiman says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:52am

This one is a really strange game indeed :D

Code Medicine says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:56am

I dont know whether this is hilarious or horrifying. Is that what you were going for? Hah!

Bloxri says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 5:54am

I pooped. I cried. I lost the game.

Tater_hater says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 6:50am

Where the fuck is my rattle?

Dec 10, 2014 @ 7:08am

Interesting idea.. :)
As I see the mom is rendered from a 3D model, did you do the modelling, or used some tools like Poser or iClone5?
If so you could make more lifelike game by modelling the environment, and moving objects in front of the baby.
And there should be a barfing activity too. :P

OttersDen says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 8:38am

I played the game. Then I went through an existential crisis, realizing that I had just played a game in which I cry and poop as a baby.

This will leave an impression on me for the rest of my life.

Pulsartronic says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 11:43am

it is not a traditional game, rare, not very funny but original, i rated it high on innovation

Apple Padle says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 12:18pm

Strange but original

made me even ahaha

PixelCrust says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 2:17pm

Nostalgic ahaha very unique

Drtizzle says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 4:59pm

What the hell?

It also looks very polished, with a complete menu with save function and settings and all.

I don't know what to say about this... :D

Dec 10, 2014 @ 8:08pm

What did I play o_o

gene-z says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 9:17pm

Cool game, congratulations

Pestel Crew says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 9:39pm

This is so crazy =)

Conflei says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 10:14pm


tigerrenko says ...
Dec 11, 2014 @ 8:18pm

woah, didn't expect so many comments, thank you guys!

@janovbyrnisson no didn't model it myself, mom is some free sample from DAZ.

i suck at graphics, have no talent as programmer, so I try to go for insanity :D

@Dritzzle again, kudos to RenPy it's awesome engine

Cheers and thanx for playing!

pkenney says ...
Dec 15, 2014 @ 2:35am

Uh oh, mom was NOT happy. She was kinda scary, actually.

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