Ludum Dare 31 — December 5th-8th, 2014 — Theme: Entire Game on One Screen

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Sperms, Please

by Mnemusyne - Jam Entry

"Sperms, Please" is a game about artificial insemination in a matriarchal dystopya. You are a Sperm Screener who must select which men will provide genes for reproduction.


-Arrow keys to select people.
-Space to continue.
-Mouse to click on ability button and select the target.

By Lucas(@AD1337) & Gabe(@notgaeb).

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Boog33 says ...
Dec 7, 2014 @ 11:40pm


Dec 8, 2014 @ 6:16am

I love genetics! Awesome graphics and mood.

Dec 8, 2014 @ 6:19am

This could be really fun and engaging, it just need to be a bit more challenging. Really interesting concept though.

Wayward says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 6:21am

Nice idea

Shampop says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 12:15pm

Maybe find some way to make it more difficult to play and easier to understand... I progressed in the game without knowing why ^^
Awesomee idea, graphics and music altough !

joppiesaus says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:43pm

Interesting idea, but really boring.
I don't see the fun in matching genes.

Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:47pm

Good mood setting. Music, visuals and gameplay match perfectly. It is a very relaxing game. Good for the evening.

Maurogik says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 4:55pm

Cool idea, it's great to see some science in a game !

Kuupu says ...
Dec 8, 2014 @ 7:03pm

I hate genetics! :p
but nice job!


mrexcessive says ...
Dec 9, 2014 @ 12:57pm

Hi there. Quite liked the futureworld mood, but the game itself I didn't get... seemed to be pretty random.

stigmawall says ...
Dec 9, 2014 @ 1:59pm

My results explain why I don't have kids. hauhauahua. Nice idea, it's very unique. My two cents: make the transitions between levels faster.

Dec 9, 2014 @ 5:36pm

this reminds me of the high-school classes of biology :))
nice :)

AnimeGeek32 says ...
Dec 9, 2014 @ 9:32pm

Interesting idea.

Murchurl says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 6:53am

Interesting concept really thought it was something different! great job! Graphics and animation are amazing!

FergusonTV says ...
Dec 10, 2014 @ 7:23pm

Super original idea, not sure i get to point though.

Dans17 says ...
Dec 13, 2014 @ 3:59am

A very innovative idea but it could be more fun.

Bloxri says ...
Dec 13, 2014 @ 10:17pm

Very easy game, might be harder to understand if people hasn't learned how punnet squares work haha. Game was too boring for to continue to play after about 5 minutes. Overall, good graphics. Could understand what they were suppose to stimulate. Good audio. Fits the theme. Innovative. I would much prefer to play this game if I was still in high school biology.

FrederickK says ...
Dec 15, 2014 @ 4:07am

Nice choice of music! Fits your game very well!
I also got a little confused with what I had to do, but I understand that the time was short.
Nice job!

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