Ludum Dare 30 — August 22nd-25th, 2014 — Theme: Connected Worlds

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by ApiO - 48 Hour Compo Entry

It's a fail but it was funny :D
This game isn't finished. It is "playable" but there is no end and monsters cannot be killed.
This must be the shitiest submission ever done but I had to. By respect for my girlfriend to let me participate despite our busy weeked and for the work done (graphics!).


- Code : c++
- Graphics :
- Engine : pgtech


- Left/Right: left/right keyboard arrows
- Jump : up arrow
- Fire: Space
- ESC: quit


Enjoy :)

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cstudios says ...
Aug 26, 2014 @ 10:25pm

ehm... so. A review... how to put this? the tits are awesome. So what was the point?

ApiO says ...
Aug 27, 2014 @ 9:02am

Hi and thanks for your interest. I have edited the desciption and added some enlightenments

Aug 27, 2014 @ 10:16am

2 in overall score is due to uncompleteness and lack to adaptation to theme. But I had to give a 4 in humor. Surf Rocketman was great! Not a 5, because your mage is lacking attributes, according to its female warrior counterpart. Maybe in version 1.1.

OadT says ...
Sep 3, 2014 @ 12:14pm

No worries, many people fail :) Good luck next time!
I just rated graphics and humor, because the rest isn't rateable :D

Razoric says ...
Sep 3, 2014 @ 12:33pm

Funny game. :)

kidando says ...
Sep 3, 2014 @ 12:57pm

:D... no words my friend. I have smiled today

jomomomo says ...
Sep 3, 2014 @ 1:47pm

Can't play windows games... can I get a web ver?

NicePenguins says ...
Sep 3, 2014 @ 9:57pm

I like the graphics 'cause they are coherent in some way !

egor-idiot says ...
Sep 15, 2014 @ 7:04pm

Crazy game %)

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