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Someone's F***ing Hitler

by biscuitdough - 48 Hour Compo Entry

You're a detective out to lunch, when, just as you enter the fine eatery, a strange sage whispers a nugget of truth in your ear
"Someone here is F***ing Hitler."
and then leaves without another word. With one bullet left, you must investigate and choose wisely. Hitler could be anyone, anywhere, and you've only get one shot.

Note: Contains some crass language and terrible artwork, my apologies for both.

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teuchito says ...
Dec 16, 2013 @ 12:05am


Snail_Man says ...
Dec 16, 2013 @ 7:42am


Nice game. I liked the graphics. It could have used with a bit of a thicker narrative though.

ThatGuy says ...
Dec 16, 2013 @ 7:49am

Uhhh... lol, well played. Not sure how I feel about me killing every single person in that place, but I'd have to say it was worth it. Also, the table of 4 have their lines kind of messed up, you might want to fix the overflow. Good job!

noobsticks says ...
Dec 16, 2013 @ 7:54am

That was amazing. I went one by one through that diner just to get all the dialog. Great job! :)

biscuitdough says ...
Dec 16, 2013 @ 8:00am

(hint for increased viewing pleasure: you can use your gun on anyone... or anything)

MRvanderPants says ...
Dec 16, 2013 @ 8:30am

This game is weird haha, good weird that is! I love how the game is mindf*cking you

ydg says ...
Dec 16, 2013 @ 9:26am

I enjoyed interacting (and shooting) with everything. Nice touch that even shooting the furniture has an outcome. Good job!

darkblue says ...
Dec 16, 2013 @ 9:29am

I found the game weird, not funny, have with repetitive loud and bad music, and is not ended (insert cutscene 54???).

YellowLime says ...
Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:52pm


MrTedders says ...
Dec 16, 2013 @ 4:57pm

Interesting style. Try making the music a little less loud with some more ambient sound and the atmosphere will be intense

Zambini says ...
Dec 17, 2013 @ 7:05am

Great soundtrack. It's nice to see someone focus on narrative over beard hairs. Even though I noticed my beard hairs in the mirror.... Enjoyable dialogue.

BluShine says ...
Dec 17, 2013 @ 10:10am

T-t-they're all Hitler!? EVEN THE MUSTARD!!!

Articulated says ...
Dec 17, 2013 @ 11:37pm

Although the graphics were a tad simple, I don't think it took away from the overall experience, and the writing is where this entry shines. Some very funny dialogue, and an interesting play on the theme, I thought.

Good job on the first genuinely funny entry I've come across!

drkrunk says ...
Dec 18, 2013 @ 9:42am

This was interesting and unique. I enjoyed going around and getting all the dialogue. Good job!

yosh says ...
Dec 19, 2013 @ 6:52am

Hitler was apparently the first guy I talked to, but I realized that after realizing how obvious it was!
Cool little game, I wished the length of the music loop was SLIGHTLY LONGER THAN 3 seconds :D

viinnyk says ...
Dec 19, 2013 @ 6:53am

I really quite liked it! So funny! Didn't see much theme going on, though. I also didn't mind the music, it sounded pretty good, to me

hamster_mk_4 says ...
Dec 19, 2013 @ 7:03am

I felt like a brilliant detective after I found Hitler on the first try. Then felt like an utter sociopath after I found out about the other endings. This game is a little messed up and I enjoyed every second of it.

mortl8324 says ...
Dec 19, 2013 @ 7:04am

Hilarious game. I love how you write such dramatic monologues about everything.

juaxix says ...
Dec 19, 2013 @ 11:51am

Hey, try the windows version please (ld28jam_windows dir inside):
thanks for playing

JohnnySix says ...
Dec 22, 2013 @ 5:54pm

I had to go back and play after reading the comments. Nice art style!

joppiesaus says ...
Dec 23, 2013 @ 1:12pm

The end is awesome.

occash says ...
Dec 23, 2013 @ 5:39pm

Good graphics and I like the idea, but I don't understand the control-how can i kill someone?)

voidstar69 says ...
Jan 5, 2014 @ 6:24pm


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