December 13th-16th 2013 :: Theme: You Only Get One

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You Only Get Juan

by EvilObjective - Jam Entry

Juan is being chased by a few wrestler mobsters. He spots a portal and a tour bus near by. He has no choice but to jump off the building and take his chances with the portal and catch the Juan Direction Bus.

Drive the Juan Direction Bus and catch Juan as he is randomly ported from the roof of the building. You only get Juan. No mobster should ride with Juan too.

Press D to move the Juan Directions Bus and S to boost
Press Left Mouse Button to Activate your shield for 1 second
Your Shield recharges each time you collect a Juan
Dummy Juans appear occasionally to knock around non-Juans

tl;dr: You only get one direction to move the bus. You only get one use of your shield each Juan respawn.

Art: Craig @pfaulty
Code: Russ @Evilobjective
Sound: Jacky @_JackyTai
Additional Sound:

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Dec 17, 2013 @ 4:39am

"Juan Direction," hah!

Really pretty decent overall, I liked.

zconnelly13 says ...
Dec 17, 2013 @ 4:58am

Bahahhahahhahh, wait. This is fantastic. 5/5 for humor and theme for sure. That was great.

torcado194 says ...
Dec 17, 2013 @ 5:01am

very fun! and nice humor ha. good job

burlapjack says ...
Dec 17, 2013 @ 5:06am

Good jokes, not very good audio though. Sounds a bit fuzzy. Other than that, not bad.

kidder says ...
Dec 17, 2013 @ 5:25am

Love it. So glad somebody took advantage of that pun.

Dec 17, 2013 @ 5:32am

Ohoho, the humor.

Lacutis says ...
Dec 17, 2013 @ 5:52am

Funny game, good pun with the theme.

stvr says ...
Dec 17, 2013 @ 5:54am

Really simple and surprisingly fun, but I often got hurt by non-Juans when the bus was auto-reversing.

cdgugler says ...
Dec 17, 2013 @ 5:57am

Good use of theme and pretty funny too.

kirbytails7 says ...
Dec 17, 2013 @ 6:10am

Heh, silly and fun.

rottenmage says ...
Dec 17, 2013 @ 7:13am

Haha, it's hilarious. XD

anvoz says ...
Jan 1, 2014 @ 1:07pm

It's really fun. Love the idea :)

postmodestie says ...
Jan 1, 2014 @ 3:22pm

Haha! Fun actually..

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