December 13th-16th 2013 :: Theme: You Only Get One

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YOU ONLY GET (an xbox) ONE (for christmas)

by remotesoftworks - 48 Hour Compo Entry


You are the new, EVIL Santa claus, and you want to torture innocent Nintendo and Sony fanboys for christmas! Don your festive hat, coat, and enormous wallet and fight!

Press 1 or 2 to switch weapons. 1 is a copy of CALL OF DUTY: MODERN DOGE and 2 is a brand new XBOX One. Be careful, though, and don't spam, because even Santa has to keep track of his financial expenses! You start out with a budget of $1000, and each thing that you throw reduces how much money you have. An XBOX costs $499.99 and COD costs $69.99.

Your enemies (Nintendo and Sony fanboys) will throw their own consoles and games at you as well. Be extra careful, because the fanboys will do anything to stop you, and to them money is no object! Which means, they can and will throw tons of Wii U's and PS4s at you!

Click to attack, and make it to the flag!

This uses my game engine, Remote2D. You can check out Remote2D and all of the libraries that it uses at my github page:

You can find the source code in the /src folder.

All code and assets for this game are coverd under the WTFPL license. For full text please consult LICENSE.TXT.

Please note that Remote2D does not fall under this licence.

This is my first LD, and it was a ton of fun. I hope that I had more time though... not even kidding, I am writing this 20 minutes before the deadline. But yeah, I really do wish I had more time to make more than just two levels... haha!

Java, a graphics card that can do OpenGL 2.1, and Windows/Mac. (Linux SHOULD have support, it isn't tested though).

Downloads and Links




johnfn says ...
Dec 18, 2013 @ 3:22am

Oh my gosh I read the description and just started cracking up, I HAD to play it. Too bad it's so short, but a definite 5* humor and the BEST theme interpretation EVER HANDS DOWN.

Dec 22, 2013 @ 4:16am

@johnfn lol thanks! Yeah I was only able to put in 2 levels, but I'm glad you liked the idea! A five on anything in my first LD is good enough for me ;)

mmickyman says ...
Dec 23, 2013 @ 4:59pm

Too short but gave me a laugh !

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