December 13th-16th 2013 :: Theme: You Only Get One

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Hot Wife: Belarus

by Devon - Jam Entry

Music by Ian McKinney

Shopping for a Wife
Click on a wife to swap it with the left adjacent wife. Wives on the left edge
swap with wives on the right edge.

Match 2 or more adjacent wives of the
same color to have them removed.

Wives in rows or columns that add up to
10 bitcoins will be automatically removed.

Finding the One
When only one wife remains you purchase her and reveal your future together
(There are at least 7 endings).

(Press 'r' to restart. You will have to restart to see more endings.)

There are three endings that happen after one choice and two non resolvable situations after one choice. So only four of the starting choices will result in longer puzzles.

Downloads and Links




Venks says ...
Dec 18, 2013 @ 4:19am

Not sure if I'm doing wrong, but I don't see the game anywhere. Does it work on mobile browsers?

Tom 7 says ...
Dec 18, 2013 @ 4:20am

I didn't understand what was going on with the mechanic (most of the time, clicking cleared a huge area of the board) and the game made me uncomfortable (because I wasn't sure I "got" the satire), but I suspect that may be part of the idea. Music did have a Hotline: Miami creep factor!

stvr says ...
Dec 18, 2013 @ 4:24am

I would rather play a Belarus marriage service simulator than another zombie game. However, the game seems to self-resolve after a single click, and it happens so quickly there's no chance to see or understand the rules of the game. Unique concept though.

Dcandle says ...
Dec 18, 2013 @ 4:33am

I've checked if nothing was wrong on my computer and it didn't seems so, but music didn't play. Without any sound it was pretty stern

Not sure if i'm getting right. But "unspoiled by feminism"?
Even if it's sarcastic i found it pretty lame.

For the mechanics, i didn't get it at first but it was ok after a few play.

deathray says ...
Dec 18, 2013 @ 5:43am

I didn't quite get the gameplay and don't know enough about Belarus to make sense of the humor. But the music did make it funny.

Maple says ...
Dec 18, 2013 @ 8:17am

I think I managed to get all the endings. Kinda funny how the wife unspoiled by feminism is asian. :p The audio was pretty creepy -- I liked it! Though in this context it kinda made me feel like that dirty rat looking through porn advertisements in a dark littered alleyway. . . Good job!

madmaw says ...
Dec 18, 2013 @ 10:52am

Freaky for some reason

kibertoad says ...
Dec 22, 2013 @ 1:30am


olafsworld98 says ...
Dec 23, 2013 @ 2:40am

Your game wasn't loading for me : [... I'll give you good ratings anyways.

gnargle says ...
Dec 23, 2013 @ 6:10pm

Horrifying fart game. Was sufficiently creeped out. 9/10 - IGN

ezolotko says ...
Dec 26, 2013 @ 7:13am


saulopz says ...
Dec 26, 2013 @ 5:46pm

I think it has a little bug or I don't understood how to play.

Moosefly says ...
Dec 29, 2013 @ 7:47pm

As stvr already said, most of the time the game seemed to be over after only a single click, making it somewhat uninteresting to play.

jomomomo says ...
Jan 4, 2014 @ 12:53am

Interesting, I couldn't get more than one click. Audio was really interesting...

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