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Angry Reviewer

by vgcharlienash - 48 Hour Compo Entry

Angry Reviewer is a game inspired by 'Mukti Paul's review of Mike Bithells game; "Thomas was alone".
You play as an angry video game reviewer who writes completely negative reviews.

The game was made in Batch therefore it is Windows only.


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ddlyheadshot says ...
Apr 28, 2013 @ 12:53pm

Really cleverly programmed, given that it's all in Batch!

DdlyHeadshot says ...
Apr 29, 2013 @ 11:17am

Certainly very clever but has somewhat limited fun value. Overall 3/5 (if it doesn't tag the rating to the comment...)

Martze says ...
Apr 29, 2013 @ 5:04pm

Interesting premise; fun to play around with. It needed WAY more words; all of the "unknown word" errors really hampered my enjoyment of the game. A thesaurus would have really helped this game out.

Also, it would have been nice if it let you write whole sentences and score the sentence.

raoz says ...
Apr 29, 2013 @ 6:55pm

wasted pathetic laughable and forgettable game. It was horrendous and unpleasant to play. Completely worthless.

Score: 700
Just kidding, fun game.

ashdnazg says ...
Apr 30, 2013 @ 12:00pm

Yay! I'm not the only one who wrote a game in batch!

Apr 30, 2013 @ 12:06pm

Very cathartic for anyone who's ever published a game to an app store. Payback time at last!! Needs way more abusive words and would be nice if it added the score at the end. In fact, I've added a load more words to the copy I downloaded so I can use it next time I need to vent some frustration about stupid commenters ;). Well done.

Aceria says ...
May 1, 2013 @ 9:06am

Fun idea, but really lacking in vocabulary. I could see this concept being applied in some interesting ways in the future.

MegaBrutal says ...
May 1, 2013 @ 4:51pm

I can't download the game. :( It redirects me to a pretty long URL at media1.gamefront.com which is not available.

TriBeard says ...
May 1, 2013 @ 6:23pm

Nice idea, sadly pretty much every word I could think of wasn't in your list!

hirsch says ...
May 1, 2013 @ 6:25pm

This game works in well in my windows 98 vm ^^
Fun little batch game :)

vgcharlienash says ...
May 1, 2013 @ 8:41pm

@MegaBrutal It should be working, no one else has reported any problems.

kddekadenz says ...
May 2, 2013 @ 4:50pm

I have no Windows..

caranha says ...
May 5, 2013 @ 1:56pm

I couldn't download the game.

Norgg says ...
May 6, 2013 @ 3:10pm

Allowing repeats kind of breaks this.

May 8, 2013 @ 7:49pm

Ha, fun idea. Turns out it's really difficult thinking of good bad words to use

Mach60KAS says ...
May 20, 2013 @ 12:55am

Truly an accurate simulation of kotaku.

May 20, 2013 @ 10:11pm

Innovative idea, and very unlike most games in this compo, but there's not a whole lot of fun here. Programming is solid (it's missing quite a few words, but I guess that's always going to be the case), but adding up the score at the end would help. Also, it's easy to game the system by typing in the same word over and over. A version that only allowed using each word once would be an improvement.

By the way, it's spelled "douchey".

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