December 14th-17th 2012 :: Theme: You are the Villain

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by mutuwarejam - Jam Entry

A daft last minute jam game.

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Sergey Mohov says ...
Dec 17, 2012 @ 4:42pm

It runs, but I can't seem to control the goat. What am I missing here?

mutuwarejam says ...
Dec 17, 2012 @ 4:44pm

You need to pound the Q & W keys, FAST!

Madball says ...
Dec 17, 2012 @ 4:47pm

Controls are too vague. It took me a while to understand them.
@Players: "Alternate "Q" & "W"" means like "Write "QWQWQWQWQWQWQWQWQWQWQWQW" very fast"

Sergey Mohov says ...
Dec 17, 2012 @ 5:08pm

Hahahahaa, okay, got it, it's a pretty neat annoying physics game, good job :-)

Tanner says ...
Dec 18, 2012 @ 5:27am

it's like a ten thousand quicktime events a second game. And in the end you even get a carrot.

Dec 18, 2012 @ 1:34pm

It's so silly I like it :P
Doesn't fit the theme at all though...
But it's a fun little game :)

Pitoum says ...
Dec 18, 2012 @ 2:38pm

Funny :) Kind of hard!

CireNeikual says ...
Dec 18, 2012 @ 5:57pm

Mashing 3 buttons at once, where one must be timed properly, isn't so easy!

raincole says ...
Dec 18, 2012 @ 5:59pm

At least you made something playable.

Jiddo says ...
Dec 19, 2012 @ 10:35am

Got the carrot on my third try!

Ludonaut says ...
Dec 19, 2012 @ 5:03pm

Also got the carrot on my third try. Also, robotic goats are eeeevil. :D

gnx says ...
Dec 20, 2012 @ 11:59pm

My goat flew far..far away :D
Well, I like the goat, the controls are very glitchy.

mutuware says ...
Dec 21, 2012 @ 2:40am

@gnx maybe you activiated the secret goat float mode. You can actually tap space to continously jump, jump height is related to speed, so you need to be running fast!

fishbrain says ...
Dec 30, 2012 @ 2:29pm

Fun little game... lol more levels please!

Sheegoth says ...
Feb 16, 2013 @ 1:30am

I've taken up hand body building since playing this difficult game. Seriously, that was brutal (maybe I just have weak fingers)! Ha ha. The controls threw me off at first; I didn't quite "get" what I was to do, but then I got it. Man, I died so many times! Quite the challenge... I like it! Good game. :D

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