December 14th-17th 2012 :: Theme: You are the Villain

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by Thomas Pritchard - 48 Hour Compo Entry

SCIENCE IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH is an unfinished LD48 entry which I thought I should enter anyway, as it is playable.

Realistically I would've rather done the Jam and spent longer working on the art (for example, this doesn't have textures (except AO baked in), nor does it have proper character models (red are the spies, blue is the evil scientist who is controlled).

As a result of the reduced amount of art, it is not clear what the context of this game is, so here it is:

You are the evil scientist, performing evil, evil experiments. You are the villain. The top secret spies have been sent from every major secret service in order to put a stop to your evil experiments! Dodge their bullets and stay alive for as long as you can! You did in in the name of science, sure, but as we now know, science is bad for your health!


PS. Thanks for playing!

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Jeremy Stark says ...
Dec 16, 2012 @ 8:21pm

if not for the "music", I don't I would have played this game for as long as I did xD, so funny!

bugninja says ...
Dec 16, 2012 @ 8:33pm

The game is fun, but the music is a home run! Brilliant composition.

Edocentrique says ...
Dec 16, 2012 @ 9:09pm

Excellent music !

TomPritchard says ...
Dec 16, 2012 @ 9:37pm

I'm glad to hear such a positive response to the audio. The OST is coming out in a few weeks on iTunes.

PatSilverFox says ...
Dec 16, 2012 @ 10:25pm

Love the audio!

wallmasterr says ...
Dec 17, 2012 @ 12:46am

Ye fun little game , like everyone says audio is genious :P

Dec 17, 2012 @ 1:17am

haha! very cool.

jsmars says ...
Dec 17, 2012 @ 1:31pm

Best music ever! Fund game too, could have played long thanks to the music if there was just a bit more to the game.. jumping to avoid projectiles maybe?

Zaszx says ...
Dec 17, 2012 @ 7:31pm

Awesome music!

raarlac says ...
Dec 18, 2012 @ 12:14am

unfinished 3d games are so much funnier than 2d ones

Edocentrique says ...
Dec 19, 2012 @ 2:43pm

5 stars for the soundtrack of the year !

csanyk says ...
Dec 21, 2012 @ 1:26am

This was pretty good, even though incomplete. Very simple to play, but challenging and fun.

Dec 23, 2012 @ 5:40am

Agreed with the others on this one, the music is unexpectedly incredible. :)

Houly says ...
Dec 23, 2012 @ 8:02pm

Nice bump bump bump - piew piew - bump bump

SiENcE says ...
Dec 30, 2012 @ 1:13pm

Lol, the music makes me smile!

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