August 24th-27th 2012 :: Theme: Evolution

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Dig, Jesus! Dig!

by monkeymad2 - 48 Hour Compo Entry

A truthful reenactment of the time roughly 9000 years ago when God and Jesus buried loads of Dinosaur bones as a big joke.

Sort of a cross between The Incident and Terraria.

"Inspired by historical events and characters, this work of fiction was designed, developed and produced by a multicultural "...person..." of various religious faiths and beliefs."


Known Bugs:
-- If you miss a Dinosaur and it explodes into green dust, occasionally God will get a bit miffed and decide you don't deserve all the dinosaurs currently falling.
-- Occasionally, if you jump through a dirt block at the right angle Jesus will go for what looks like a nice leisurely roller-skate over the ground.

(If the game looks horribly blurry please try a different browser, Safari and Firefox work but I think Chrome has regressed)




Also, to view source just press "view source"...it's all on one page (bleh).

Downloads and Links


Ratings

Coolness61%
#13Humor3.92
#130Audio3.19
#339Mood2.69
#364Innovation2.86
#366Theme2.92
#482Fun2.59
#556Graphics2.41
#597Overall2.55

Comments

Shmarah says ...
Aug 27, 2012 @ 3:38am

LOL.

emveyh says ...
Aug 27, 2012 @ 6:54pm

What did i just play?! :D
The intro song is just awesome. I didn't get what i have to do though :/

ChronoDK says ...
Aug 27, 2012 @ 6:54pm

Haha, what did I just play!? This is really weird!

cacciatc says ...
Aug 27, 2012 @ 9:45pm

Nice. I like Jesus's yellow propellent pixy dust.

tompudding says ...
Aug 27, 2012 @ 10:08pm

Great theme song! Enjoyably mental

monkeymad2 says ...
Aug 27, 2012 @ 10:18pm

@emveyh you just dig flat bottomed holes for the falling bones (leaving at least two blocks above the bones) then fill in the holes when the bones hand in them.
The game ends whenever your hand gets sore, I guess.

axcho says ...
Aug 28, 2012 @ 7:48am

Heh, almost like Tetris... in reverse, somehow. I like the way digging feels. :P

Senekis says ...
Aug 28, 2012 @ 11:23am

Some drinks + 6 AM + this = mindfuck.

hamster_mk_4 says ...
Aug 29, 2012 @ 2:51am

The spade animation was a bit too blurry. A few more frames or a longer delay would have made it easier to watch.

benderbinary says ...
Aug 29, 2012 @ 5:09am

This is like a great episode of South Park!

benderbinary says ...
Aug 29, 2012 @ 5:10am

This is like a great episode of South Park! Can you upload music only :D

thewiseguy99 says ...
Aug 29, 2012 @ 5:16am

It wasn't too blurry for me so no problems.

I thought the mechanics of digging & burying are really a magical thing, I could do that all day. This game for me was very funny and obviously you didn't take a serious approach, refreshing. I think the concept has legs but could use a bit more polish.

Overall it was good for me, again the humor was great. Thanks for sharing it.

gnx says ...
Aug 29, 2012 @ 9:42pm

Wat. Also nice theme!

Sergey Mohov says ...
Aug 30, 2012 @ 2:34am

Hahahaha, this game has to be in an art gallery somewhere :D

csanyk says ...
Aug 30, 2012 @ 2:37am

Funny!

It seems to slow down after playing a short time in Chrome (Maybe 2 minutes of playtime before I closed the window fearing a crash). Also the game area renders so large that I have to scroll on my 1680x1050 laptop display.

monkeymad2 says ...
Aug 30, 2012 @ 2:42am

@csanyk If it's rendering large you probably clicked on the iOS / Android one - the other Web one is set to only ever be a % of the window.
Unless you're talking about the 'Guide' then that's meant to be just out of view

zatyka says ...
Aug 31, 2012 @ 1:25am

Just ridiculous (in a good way). A bit buggy though.

vilya says ...
Aug 31, 2012 @ 1:54am

I guess you need to dig pretty deep holes for the bones? I didn't manage to get any of them buried. Still, I love the idea & the humour. I had fun just watching Jesus jetting around on his yellow-green butt spray - good work!

cobrajs says ...
Aug 31, 2012 @ 1:55am

Hilarious game. Probably the weirdest game I've played yet. Well done!

Thurig says ...
Aug 31, 2012 @ 6:26am

hahaha, funny game.

hnjslater says ...
Sep 2, 2012 @ 11:59am

Great idea!

yosh says ...
Sep 3, 2012 @ 2:06am

What a game... Jesus!

goerp says ...
Sep 3, 2012 @ 7:09pm

This was really funny and a great idea (I wish I would have thought of this).

marudziik says ...
Sep 6, 2012 @ 4:28pm

Well, it's funny and actually quite playable. If only there was some end goal, it would be even better. Anyway, decent entry!

Rex Peppers says ...
Sep 7, 2012 @ 9:55pm

Worth it for the theme song.

Teknik says ...
Sep 8, 2012 @ 8:00pm

funny concept gameplay needs work though.

savethejets1 says ...
Sep 9, 2012 @ 6:08pm

LOL, great stuff. I enjoyed the song too!

kato9 says ...
Sep 9, 2012 @ 9:58pm

Well, very funny concept. Gameplay is a bit slow and the controls are kind of confusing (WASD and arrow keys at the same time breaks my mind!).

tomhunt says ...
Sep 18, 2012 @ 12:32am

this game is pretty messed up

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