August 24th-27th 2012 :: Theme: Evolution
In this game you play an epic high school science teacher of ambiguous gender.
Your job is to protect the fertile minds of your students from the creationist dogma spreading across your classroom.
The more GREEN a student is, the more likely they are to ask a question that spawns lovely pro-evolution green sparklies. Do not shoot these.
The more RED a student is, the more likely they will spout creationist nonsense, polluting your classroom with black sparklies. Shoot these.
You have 3 weapons at your disposal:
Rockets shoot sparklies.
Bombs drop knowledge on students within the blast radius.
BLAST can only be used when you have bonus points.
A full school day is 7 class periods. Do you have what it takes to endure this game of unnecessary length and reach the secret end screen?
Mac coming soon!
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| #1112 | Coolness | 10% |
Comments
Such a weird game :D Have to say I wasn't quite sure what was I supposed to shoot and when, but I got some combos anyway.
Lack of sound kind of lets it down a bit though.
you should mention that going up to your desk regenerates your power when you run out. Didn't notice it the first time i played and when i ran out of power i had no idea what to do and the game just kept on going. Otherwise I like dropping the bomb of knowledge on the students. cool entry
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The text is pretty small and the colors makes it really hard to read if you sit back from your screen at all :/