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Zombie Scientists Had Too Much Kitten

by jujule - 48 Hour Compo Entry

Et Voila  !

Story :

An unknown Shadow Agent has implented K-pop augmented kittens in every Zombie Scientists from the Center Brain of Planet Mars. As a result all mega-neural-computers of said Scientists have started manufacturing a new weapon of mass destruction : the Random Evolution Bomb. These devices, dropped on our planet, randomize evolution of all animals within their range, effectively creating monstruous hybrids.

Of course, your hot girlfriend is the key to saving the world : here genetic code holds the identity of the shadow agent and the map to the Zombie Scientists weapon factries is tatooed somewhere on her body. Cut through the army of randomly evolved monsters and reach her to save the world !

Of course, you are naked.

Good luck. Kisses.

- on the map screen,just wait for the bombs to fall
- on the next screen, fight the hybrids with direction keys and space

I'm ashamed.

Downloads and Links




dvdking says ...
Aug 27, 2012 @ 12:06pm

I don't see any download link

andreyin says ...
Aug 27, 2012 @ 1:02pm

Where's the download link?

tigerj says ...
Aug 27, 2012 @ 1:21pm

There is no download link

Spunkmeyer says ...
Aug 27, 2012 @ 1:21pm

no link...

jujule says ...
Aug 27, 2012 @ 6:16pm

Sorry guys !

I just discovered that you have to put http:// in front of the link for it to appear properly.

It is fixed now.

tigerj says ...
Aug 28, 2012 @ 12:15am

Thanks for updating the link I am downloading now!

tigerj says ...
Aug 28, 2012 @ 12:22am

If you read the game is a lot of fun. I had a much more enjoyable time after reading over what was going on. Going in blind was a little bad and not recommended.

Thanks for making this game!

geekygenius says ...
Aug 28, 2012 @ 9:51am

I love the style of this. Now I wanna make my own ASCII game!

jujule says ...
Aug 28, 2012 @ 9:51am


It is admittedly a bad game ! It is also buggy as hell. Everything went wrong during development, mostly because I started completely unprepared and then focused on other things than basic gameplay. Many lessons ( hopefully ) learned.

But thanks for playing and commenting !

Prealpha says ...
Aug 28, 2012 @ 10:08am

Lovely, yummy insanity. There might be a bug that leaves you with low health and the same types of enemies when you die / win and start over.

jujule says ...
Aug 28, 2012 @ 2:24pm

@Prealpha : indeed, I can see this bug. But can I legally fix it ?

bushmango says ...
Aug 28, 2012 @ 4:49pm

I want to play Dwarf Fortress now.

What was going on? Loved the style! Just needs some more iteration...

Qaterknan says ...
Aug 28, 2012 @ 5:02pm

Sadly it is too short and have just a little content. :( I'd love to see more because there is really a lot of potential: Great graphics (fan of ASCII games here! :) ) and funny plot.

Knighty says ...
Aug 29, 2012 @ 11:07am

I liked the ASCII graphics. As for the gameplay, it was hard to figure what I was doing exactly.

neocrey says ...
Sep 3, 2012 @ 9:35am

Very addictive and stylish game. ASCII-graphics are amazing in this game!

zx81 says ...
Sep 6, 2012 @ 9:02pm

Although the game is very simple I really liked it!!
Good effort!

goerp says ...
Sep 6, 2012 @ 9:12pm

Haha, short but maybe the funniest game I have played yet. The story with all the popular buzzwords combined, and 'of course you're naked' was terrific! Absurd!. Applause! Cheer! Next time make it longer!
Did you really make this with unity?

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