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Monstre de Coiffure from LD33 is now on Android!

Posted by
Monday, October 12th, 2015 11:38 am

Hey Ludum Dare!

I’m excited to announce the release of the official port of Monstre de Coiffure from the last Dare for Android!

In case you forgot what Monstre de Coiffure is, it’s this:

You can play this on your Android device right now for free! We plan on adding a bunch of cool features in the near future, so stay tuned :)

Get it from here


Play the original

And a big thank you to everyone who supported and encouraged us to make this port. We love you Ludum Dare :)


Posted by
Tuesday, September 15th, 2015 3:14 pm



Results are in and they are looking gorgeous

We’re very happy with how this LD turned out, and we want to thank everyone who played, rated, commented and wrote about our game! <3

So what’s next in store for Monstre de Coiffure?

Well, the obvious takeaway from this Ludum Dare is to port it to mobile. Maybe we’ll make a full game with an entire campaign and perhaps even a story to go along with it!

Once again, thank you Ludum Dare for being wonderful as always (looking at you, Mike!!) and this experience really was a blast for all of us.

Thank you!


Monstre de Coiffure Postmortem

Posted by
Wednesday, September 9th, 2015 1:50 pm

pe la pepe big

Hello! You are now reading the post-mortem post for Monstre de Coiffure. I will try to explain what happened during those 3 crazy days, and how we actually got shit done considering time limits.

This Ludum Dare was very messy in terms of work time. Itamar had to work 50% of the time, and both Mati & Itamar got tickets to see the Alt-J concert they have been waiting months for. On different days. Time was of the essence, and we had to find ways to work around the pressure.

Day 0

I got to Mati & Itamar’s house as always. Itamar wasn’t around (he works as a barista) so me and Mati enjoyed some oriental food and mayonnaise. We set up our battle stations and hit the bed. Itamar came later in the night.

Day 1

We woke up and found out about the theme. We all went “meh” simultaneously, because we had really been hoping for some of the other themes to win. The Ernst’s dad made us some delicious hot cheese burekas, and we started cracking on game ideas. Mati thought of a game about working at a monster beauty salon. We immediately loved the idea and started playing around with it, but soon Itamar had to leave for work :(

A few hours later, Mati had some pretty sprites ready, while I started to have doubts about the game. I didn’t find what would make it fun or addicting.

Edward Pedro_strip3 Spraycy crab666_strip2 Lip to the Stick_strip3 gabot

I seriously started thinking about dropping the idea but Mati convinced me to continue working on it to at least get something playable going, and then decide if we wanted to keep it. I drew a disgusting placeholder and coded some basic stuff like buttons and basic effects. Fast forward a few hours and we had a basic engine ready.

At the time you could only interact with the eyes that would follow a base monster sprite around, making it seem like they were part of it. I took a second look at what we had so far, and actually began to like. I’m really glad Mati convinced me into working on the game. I continued to spew code while Mati continued to design some stuff, and like 4 hours later we had all of the basic tools just about ready gameplay-wise.

I’m actually really proud of how loop-able this gif is.

We were all blown away by the amount of love this gif has gotten, so that gave us a lot of motivation to keep working on the game.

At this point Itamar came back from work and immediately started the monster bases, but we soon had to go to sleep.

Day 2

We all woke up to some delicious cereal. We decided we’d work mostly on the monsters, a background, and the random traits engine.

Itamar spent all day working on the monster bases, which later became our trusty customers:








Ogtarine Core

Each monster base has a bunch of unique parts that belong to it (eyes and mouths) while we also had some generic parts that would fit on most monsters.

For example, this mouth and eye are exclusive to Longhead:

Monstra_0001s_0003s_0003_1 Monstra-2_0002_Layer-3

While these look good on anyone:

Monstra_0001s_0000s_0003_4 Monstra_0000s_0001s_0000_i-3.3

The way the randomization works is by picking a base body, and dictating some parameters that would decide the number of eyes and mouths the monster had, and where everything would be positioned on its’ face. This beauty AI was very time consuming to write, but I think the monstrosities it can create are worth it in the end:


After we had a good old-fashioned Lonebot Pizza Party™, Mati worked hard on a nice barbershop background while I worked on some cheesy * * * particle effects * * * and soon we had something real nice going:

Itamar and I spent literally hours optimizing the monster randomization to make sure almost all combinations looked horrifyingly tasty, while Mati churned hours on finalizing the background. Soon Itamar had to leave for the concert and it was just me and Mati, left listening to Mario Paint covers of Shrek songs. (also Monsters Inc. music and French cafe music because reasons)

Suezo had started working on music and sound effects and we hit the bed.

Day 3

We all woke up to hear Suezo’s work. He made us some awesome sound effects for spraying and painting stuff, however, the music he made us wasn’t really what we wanted. :(

We were really hoping to have some layed-back-sorta-ironic French musette music in the background, but instead Jason took it in a more of a stressed French pizzeria shop working around the clock theme. It was really good, but it wasn’t what we were looking for, so unfortunately we had to drop it. You can still listen to it here:

Itamar had to work again and Mati and I were left together again to finish up the game. Mati finished up any missing sprites, while also finally finishing the background (which is made of two parts – a background and a foreground)

כךךךך בהיר יותר

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I started cracking on the actual gameplay-y part of the game. I wrote an accuracy algorithm which would produce a number between 0 – 1 that would represent the accuracy of any beautification done on the monster to the requested features on the mannequin. I added some progression, such as requests becoming more absurd as you would play, or small things like needing to be more accurate when applying lipstick.

I won’t bore you too much with how the game evaluates your score and increases in difficulty as you play, while also preventing repetition in generated monsters.

We churned work hours but soon Mati had to go to the same concert Itamar went to yesterday. I went home and continued working from there.

I still had to implement a Game Over screen, a tutorial, sound effects and music. I created a simple app-esque screen with some stats about your accuracy and how many rounds you finished, and a credits scene. It actually was a lot of work and time was running out, and I couldn’t stay up late because I had to go back to the army in the morning. The game was pretty much done at this point, but it had no sound.

I added two (hopefully) unlicensed musette tracks from YouTube and recorded sounds (such as my Ukulele’s strings for applying mascara or those monster moans you hear when you finish a round).

I was really under pressure, but I had made in time. Then I thought about a funny idea. I got some generic screams and yells from findsounds and implemented into the game without Mati & Itamar’s knowledge. I think they actually add a lot 😀

And that’s it! I was done, just on time. My head was on fire and I went to sleep only to wake up to another lengthy army day.

What went right

  • Fun. This isn’t something I usually say, but I think the game is really fun to play. It’s easy to pick up and learn.
  • Polish. Despite the many constraints we had to work with, we still managed to push a shiny monstrosity.
  • Graphics. I really want to give the bros some mad props here. I think the monsters look amazing, and everything just clicks together when you look at it.
  • Variety. The gameplay isn’t repetitive and you’ll get a bunch of crazy monster combinations when playing, which is something really important a small game like this should have.
  • Humor. It’s pretty funny, right? Right?

What went wrong

  • Time. Real life really decided to interfere with the development of this game, and we had to work under a ton of pressure to push it out.
  • Tutorial. I didn’t have too much time to implement a proper tutorial, so what we have now is admittedly kind of a mess, in terms of a tutorial.
  • Feedback. We originally wanted to implement a visual feedback on how you did each round. Itamar even drew some cool score sprites that would pop from under the bell when you’d finish a stage, but I was just too exhausted to implement it. I’m really sad it had to be that way.

That’s it. We had a ton of fun working on this disgusting abomination, and we really hope the world likes it. I think this might’ve been one of our best Ludum Dares to date.

Play/Rate Monstre de Coiffure here

Lonebot ♥♥


P.S: Happy birthday Mati, you magnificient Afro baring hero.

5 Fabulous Games You Should Totally Play

Posted by
Saturday, September 5th, 2015 8:15 am

Sorry for that clickbait title. Here are some of the many games we liked a lot.

DISCLAIMER: some of these screenshots may or may not have gone through a beautification process before being posted (MSPaint)


A Heart Between Parts


Do you like adventure games? Do you like beautiful pixel art? Do you like French Toast? If you’ve answered yes to zero or more of these questions, you should absolutely play this gem.


Mobs, Inc.



Seriously though, amazing graphics, animations and crisp gameplay make this game into one bloody beautiful mess.


Intergalactic Love Machine


Hone up your best pick-up lines, because there are some disgusting 8 legged monstrosities in need of loving in this hilarious, well written dating sim.


Monster Academy


It’s like WarioWare, except you have to be a dick to everyone. Extremely well made.


And finally, here’s the inevitable shameless self-plug:


Yes you can, by playing our game:

Monstre de Coiffure





Posted by
Monday, August 24th, 2015 3:52 pm



Play Monstre de Coiffure here

Here’s a song to celebrate:

Omelette au Fromage

Posted by
Monday, August 24th, 2015 1:00 pm

We’re nearly done!


Not sure why I chose this title. Just felt like saying it. Anyway, some more particles and we should be done with this game!

EDIT: Fixed the title.

Cleaning up

Posted by
Sunday, August 23rd, 2015 2:01 pm


Mistakes were made


Posted by
Sunday, August 23rd, 2015 5:52 am


each ludum dare I die inside a little more


The prettiest Placeholder

Posted by
Saturday, August 22nd, 2015 11:40 am


This is shaping up to be dumber than I thought.

I feel pretty

Posted by
Saturday, August 22nd, 2015 7:50 am


By the way, we’re in

Posted by
Saturday, August 22nd, 2015 3:34 am

Hi. This might be a little late, but we’re in!



Posted by
Saturday, December 6th, 2014 6:03 am

As much as we love this website and the entire community and culture around it, we’re gonna have to quit this dare.

Why are we quitting? Mostly because the theme is just too bad in our opinion. It’s not even a theme – it’s a technical constraint. I don’t know how it climbed to the last round or how it won but it did and that’s fact – so we’re gonna have to pass. We’ve been thinking of ideas for 8 hours. We’re tired and we don’t want to keep going.

I expect to see some brilliant games in 2 days, love you all!




Posted by
Saturday, December 6th, 2014 1:06 am



In all seriousness, what were you thinking? This is literally a technical restriction and nothing more. It just restricts creativity and gives us jam participants hell. We’ve been brainstorming for 4 hours and still no ideas.


EDIT: Let’s be honest here, ‘Borders’ is the same freaking thing, just not as limiting as this poor excuse for a theme.


A PSA to all theme voters

Posted by
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2014 6:22 pm

videogames right

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Posted by
Saturday, November 22nd, 2014 3:59 pm


And now to add a boss fight!


Posted by
Friday, November 21st, 2014 8:54 am

Yeah, it’s not Ludum Dare related, but it’s still game-jam related, and I DO WHAT I WANT!



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