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on August 25, 2013
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Awarded by Kwask
on August 25, 2013

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Are you a bad enough dude to get out of shit river?

Posted by
Saturday, August 24th, 2013 7:38 pm

ass

 

Well there’s really nothing left for me to say, it’s pretty much as bad as it’s going to get, minus the sound effects which i still need to do. But first, we need an ending for the game.
Haha, this is the first news post i’ve made that talks about game design and not ass.

 

http://www.twitch.tv/mraesthetics

o my god

Posted by
Saturday, August 24th, 2013 6:36 pm

ass

 

look at this game

look

look at what i have done

(also http://www.twitch.tv/mraesthetics is still up)

TOO MUCH SHIT TO HANDLE

Posted by
Saturday, August 24th, 2013 5:33 pm

ass

 

Oh my god i shit everything

I was supposed to make a few little shits, but for some reason there is a LOT of shit here i deon’t really know oh my god

 

you can watch this at http://www.twitch.tv/mraesthetics

Posted by
Saturday, August 24th, 2013 3:41 pm

ultimateass

 

I AM CURRENTLY STREAMING MY ASS TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC

ON THIS STREAM YOU WILL SEE

-ME

-MY ASS

-HOW TO MAKE YOUR VERY OWN ASS

-MY FRIEND MAKING HIS OWN BAD LUDUM DARE GAME IN THE BACKGROUND

 

http://www.twitch.tv/mraesthetics

CHRONO SHITTER

Posted by
Saturday, August 24th, 2013 12:16 pm

ass

 

MY ASS IS IN A RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK TO MAKE A GAME ABOUT MY ASS RACING AGAINST THE CLOCK

THIS IS A LITTLE LESS HETROSEXUAL THAN WHAT I WAS ORIGINALLY PLANNING

LATER TODAY, I WILL BE STREAMING: MY ASS. KEEP ON THE LOOKOUT IF YOU WANT TO WATCH MY ASS

hello and welcome to assworld

Posted by
Friday, August 23rd, 2013 9:44 pm

ass

you can see so many important aspects of game design in this screenshot, such as

-ass

-butt

-assss

-poop

-asses

 

ASSMASTER STRIKES

Posted by
Friday, August 23rd, 2013 7:17 pm

Ass00

 

WELCOME TO ASS

OH BOY HERE WE GO

Posted by
Sunday, May 1st, 2011 10:25 am

Dangerous Dan has been released. Go play it.

10h to go, good afternoon.

Posted by
Sunday, May 1st, 2011 8:51 am

On the checklist:

-Review all dialog

-Finish the ending cinematic

-Make the music.

 

Wish me luck.

A new face appears

Posted by
Saturday, April 30th, 2011 7:01 pm

Here you’ll see Cage Grin, a salesman who just sold our hero a new suit of Scale Mail for one billion ruples.

 

The trick of the game, of course, is trying to avoid buying the armor. Something you’ll find it very tricky to do.

Damnit Tubby

Posted by
Saturday, April 30th, 2011 6:01 pm

Why’d you have to snap it in half Tubby. Seriously?

Pee-Wee sam isn’t going to put up with your shit.

Posted by
Saturday, April 30th, 2011 12:37 pm

Yes, these are the final graphics for the game. Deal with it.

Everything is going better than expected.

Posted by
Friday, April 29th, 2011 10:02 pm

This is my game. Needs actual graphics, actual dialog, and actual sounds. Programming is about done though! That’s all I’m doing for tonight.

It seems like a lot of people have already designed their game engines and everything that has to do with the game, and are going to try to sneak the theme in somehow so that their game qualifies for this competition.

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure that’s taking this a little bit too seriously. I’ve been given a theme, I’m making a game based around it. From scratch. With shitty code hacked together at midnight.

I have this competition in the bag.

Posted by
Friday, April 29th, 2011 8:28 pm

I know you’re jealous of this title screen. I’m sorry you can’t do better.

I guess I’m in what the hell do I do now

Posted by
Friday, April 29th, 2011 4:39 pm

I don’t know how I am doing this really. Killing myself seems like a bad idea, I might use macromedia flash instead. A friend showed this to me so I don’t know what’s going on but I guess I’ll make something and submit it somehow.
Whatever I’m going to go do something cool and fun now unlike you people.

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