If you are me, you have noticed that some games for this competition have something in common: they use the rock-paper-scissors device as a central element. If you think you have played all the rock-paper-scissors games there are, know this: you are wrong. You have yet to play MORTAL RO SHAM BO. It is different because instead of being those other games, it is a game where you fight Mortal Kombat style to determine who gets pizza. If you want to play a game that is that thing I just said, then you want to play MORTAL RO SHAM BO, a game that promises to curdle your cheese or your money back.