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    Movie Preview Generator

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    July 5th, 2008 12:00 pm

    Well, I gave up on the actual contest. But lately I’ve really been having fun making generators (you know, web ‘games’ that randomly spit out some name like “Fluffyborg The Transient”), so I made another that sort of fits the theme! It’s not based on any particular movie, but it’s not hard to see elements of every Summer blockbuster in it. Here’s a ‘screenshot':

    In a world…

    Where ice cream is optional…

    ONE woman…

    And a boy…

    Must face the worst disaster the world has ever known.

    A Spike Lee Joint.

    Coming Summer 2038 to a holotheater near you.

    The ‘download link’ is http://hamumu.com/random.php so go generate some previews of your own!  I’m marking this as my final entry, but I do hope to add more possibilities to it right up until the deadline.  Luckily, the link won’t be changing!  Ah, the magic of the web.

    (Yes, I included both turnips and unicorns)

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    7 Responses to “Movie Preview Generator”

    1. PoV says:

      In a world gone mad…

      Where intelligence is optional…

      ONE prisoner…

      Must conquer the greatest hero of all time…

      And become legend.

      Coming Summer 2075 to a brain implant in your head.

    2. rwip says:

      In a world on the edge of war…

      Where socks are forbidden…

      ONE man…

      Must stand against the dread legions of a mad unicorn.

      Coming Summer 2094 to RIAAnet (don’t forget valid documentation of legal viewing status! 4 notarized copies required).

    3. Kester says:

      In a world on the brink of annihilation…

      Where clothing is just a dream…

      Too cool. You waste our time well.

    4. GirlFlash says:

      words cannot express how awesome this is, OH WAIT; YES THEY CAN:

      In a world thrown into chaos…

      Where clothing is the only way…

      ONE hero…

      And a rabbit…

      Must create the deepest love deep in his soul.

    5. Reelix says:

      In a world…

      Where clothing is just a dream…

      ONE soldier…

      Must defy the hidden secret of all time…

      And change the world.

      Coming Summer 2061 to a brain implant in your head.

      LOL!!!

    6. Reelix says:

      In a world ruled by greed…

      Where intelligence is everywhere…

      ONE turnip…

      And a frightened talking car…

      Must defy the deepest love in their own hearts.

      Coming Summer 2038 to a holotheater near you.

      “Where intelligence is everywhere…”

      Oookkk….

      :p

    7. Marjorie says:

      Hi. I read a few of your other posts and wanted to know if you would be interested in exchanging blogroll links?

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